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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 10, 2005 / 1 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | George Steinbrenner's horse Bellamy Road finished out of the money Saturday at the Derby. Don't worry. The horse won't be forced to spend the rest of his life wearing a bridle and pulling an infield dirt smoother, that's Don Zimmer's job.


Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks was called an incurable showboat by neighbors in Georgia Sunday. Her fate is sealed. She either needs to get her own pulpit in Georgia or her own agent in Los Angeles but either way she gets to work with snakes.


The New England Patriots signed quarterback Tom Brady to a new contract. The deal includes a fourteen million dollar signing bonus. It's believed to be the first professional sports contract with the compensation indexed to gasoline prices.


Prince Harry began his military career Sunday at the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. He won't mind the spartan living conditions in the dormitory with the community bathroom. After twenty years Prince Harry is used to being third in line for the throne.


Barry Bonds was reported Sunday to be in tax trouble for funneling untaxed cash income to his mistress. It's grim. The more he's exposed as a cheater and liar the more it looks like he could take Bill Clinton's title as America's first black president.


Hillary Clinton's 2000 Senate campaign was dragged into court Monday in a criminal trial over a Beverly Hills fundraiser. Fundraising is simpler than it used to be. If Republicans want to raise money they raise oil prices, Democrats raise video rentals.


Russian president Vladimir Putin needled President Bush Sunday about Laura's stand-up routine last week in Washington. He's one to talk. Radio Moscow ran a contest Friday for the funniest Vladimir Putin joke and the winner got twenty years.


Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick said Sunday he'd like to put a tax on fast-food restaurants to raise local revenues. It might just help fight the obesity crisis. We are living in a nation where one out of three people weigh as much as the other two.


North Korea was reported Sunday to be ready to conduct its first nuclear bomb test, according to aerial photos. The world is aghast that they built a reviewing stand to observe the blast. Every country celebrates Harry Truman's birthday their own way.

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