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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 9, 2005 / 30 Nissan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea finished preparations for the detonation of its first atomic bomb Friday by building a reviewing stand to watch the blast. Are they insane? Baby Boomers don't have the sense G-d gave a goose and even we knew to get under the desk.


The Pentagon said Friday North Korea will soon test an atomic bomb. Satellite photos show extensive preparations including construction of a reviewing stand. And to think we've been trying to build a bunker-buster to wipe out their leadership.


Shaquille O'Neal slammed Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss over his dating habits Thursday. He said that it's not healthy for sixty-year-old men to date twenty-year-old girls. The side effects include blue-tinged vision and impeachment.


Senator Harry Reid called President Bush a loser during a speech in Las Vegas Friday. It was a compliment if you understand the local slang. In Las Vegas when they call you a loser you get free rooms, free drinks and they send a plane for you.


Tony Blair won a third term as prime minister Friday after a hard and bitter campaign over the Iraq war. It absolutely drained him. If Tony Blair looked any more tired he would be taking medical supply commercials away from Wilfred Brimley.


Kentucky Fried Chicken was criticized by two of its animal welfare committee members Thursday. The company insists there's nothing cruel or inhumane in the way they prepare their chickens. They just tell them flat out that they're going to die.


New York prosecutors charged three doctors Tuesday with giving large amounts of Viagra to the Mafia. In return, the doctors got free auto repairs. Warner Bros. just bought the film rights to the news story and plan to call the movie Woodfellas.


The Agriculture Department proposed a livestock tracking system Thursday. It would give nine billion cows, pigs and chickens individual ID numbers. On the bright side, it should really speed up boarding on those Southwest flights to Vegas.


Abu Ghraib prison General Janis Karpinski was demoted Thursday but she won't face criminal charges. Leash-wielding Lynndie England got her conviction thrown out the day before. So it turns out Martha Stewart wasn't abusive enough to her employees.


Lady Margaret Thatcher endorsed John Bolton for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Thursday. This should snap all the senators in line. A suggestion from Margaret Thatcher is the closest thing on earth to a direct order from Ronald Reagan.

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