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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 6, 2005 / 27 Nissan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks vowed to get help Thursday. She's erratic and bug-eyed and rail-thin and she went nuts at the idea of marrying a Sunday school teacher. Four times this past year e-Harmony tried to fix her up with Charlie Sheen.


Texas legislators in Austin introduced a bill Tuesday to require high school cheerleading routines to be less sexy. The pom-pom routines are out of hand. Of the ten top high school cheerleading squads in the Southwest, six work with poles.


American Idol judge Paula Abdul, it was revealed Thursday, had a sexual affair with male contestant Corey Clark. It's his own fault. When he applied to be on the show he never should have listed his favorite hobby as sleeping under the stars.


President Bush told Latvia today he didn't support the Soviet domination of Eastern Europe. Monday he will be in Moscow celebrating the Soviet military victory that led to the Soviet domination of Eastern Europe. Seismologists are nervous about how the San Andreas fault will react to Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave.


President Bush will be in Moscow Monday to honor the Soviet victory over Germany. He will watch Red Army veterans parade by his reviewing stand in front of Lenin's Tomb. Republicans can't remind Democrats enough that universal health care is dead.


The U.S. Mint honored the legendary Chief Justice John Marshall on Thursday by stamping his face on a brand-new silver dollar. He wrote the Marbury vs. Madison decision in 1803 allowing federal courts to overturn laws passed by Congress. When someone explains this to Tom DeLay the coins will never be allowed out of the vault.

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