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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 23, 2005 / 14 Iyar, 5765

Saddam’s look-alikes protest underpants photos

By Andy Borowitz


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Pix reflect poorly on them, ex-dictator’s doubles say

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Just days after photographs of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein in his underpants were published by newspapers around the world, look-alikes of the ex-strongman took to the streets of Baghdad, protesting that the unflattering photos reflect poorly on them.


Sami Shamoom al-Mumayaz, who worked as a Saddam look-alike for fifteen years before the dictator’s fall in the spring of 2003, expressed the view of many of the outraged look-alikes who clogged the streets of the capital: “We are humiliated and mortified that people will think that this is what we look like naked.”


Over seven thousand of the former dictator’s look-alikes marched through the streets of Baghdad, incensed at the notion that the world would now believe they shared Saddam’s saggy, paunchy physique.


“It’s bad enough being a former Saddam look-alike,” Mr. al-Mumayaz said. “But it adds insult to injury to have people think that you have his fat a--.”


The former doppelganger of Iraq’s onetime tyrant said that since the photos have come out, he has suffered ridicule at the hands of those who believe he shares Saddam’s lack of body tone and muscle definition.


“You don’t know what it’s like to have children chase you down the street shouting ‘man-boobs, man boobs!’” he said.


Despite his bitterness, however, Mr. al-Mumayaz had advice for his former employer: “He should stop worrying about his trial and start doing some crunches.”

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