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Jewish World Review
May 10, 2005
/ 1 Iyar, 5765
A face only a mother could love?
By
Dan Abrams
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Remember your parents telling you "It's only who you are on the inside that matters, honey?" Well, according to a new study, they were lying. A new study out of Canada found that parents treat good-looking youngsters better than more homely ones. Researchers hung around 14 Canadian supermarkets to observe how parents treated their young kids when grocery shopping for instance, whether they buckled them into the carts, how far away kids were allowed to wander, how frequently they were allowed to engage in potentially dangerous activities.
And then like frat boys in a bar, the researchers rated each child's attractiveness on a 1-10-point scale.
Well, it turns out that being a good-looking kid made a big difference in how the parents treated them. Only 4 percent of the uglier children were strapped into the shopping cart by their moms, while more than 13 percent of the cuter kids were strapped in safely. Apparently fathers were even worse offenders. The dads watched in the study didn't even bother to strap any of the ugly kids into the carts, but the dads strapped their cute kids into the cart 12.5 percent of the time.
If you were a kid prone to wandering the supermarket on your own, then you were best off if you were an attractive boy. Parents, apparently, were more attentive to good-looking boys, keeping them in closer proximity in the stores, than even with pretty girls.
The lead researcher in the study told "The New York" Times that parents taking better care of attractive children is just evolution, that good-looking offspring are parents' best genetic legacy, so they end up getting the most attention and care.
Yikes! So what about us kids who might have had, well, an awkward period? If we were more likely to be at danger in a supermarket, can you imagine what else we were in danger of?
I mean, just because I chose to wear a purple shirt with flowers and a balloon on my head does not mean my mother would have allowed me to suck on a helium dispenser. And SOMETIMES, maybe it was our parents' fault for not saying, "Hey, Casanova, you're not walking out looking like that!"
Anyway, if this study is true, it's downright frightening. Let's just hope that maybe it's just some weird Canadian phenomenon so that next time some poor awkward boy hears "You've got a face only a mother could love," at least he can count on that being true.
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