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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 15, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Journal Psychology reported on a survey which found that Americans get most annoyed when you tell them all about the details of your new exercise regimen or the new diet that you've begun. It simply begs for retribution. For instance I hate vegans, but then, maybe I'm cooking them wrong.

• President Trump wondered aloud why George Washington didn't put his own name on Mount Vernon. It was named after British Admiral Ed Vernon who defeated and turned back the Spanish in 1739. It speaks to us today that the Father of our Country named his house after the Border Patrol.

• House Democrats predicted Thursday that Attorney General William Barr will wield a sharpie on the Mueller Report and black out Trump's suspected sins. There's no comedy in that. I could say that I've always led a healthy and positive life if I had William Barr around to redact my Twenties.

• Attorney General William Barr looked a House committee in the eye Tuesday and testified that the U.S. government spied on GOP candidate Trump's presidential campaign in 2016. That's bad news for Barack Obama. The good news is, the Ecuadorian Embassy in London has a spare bed now.

• Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was dragged out of the Ecuadorian Embassy in London by the police to face hacking-spy charges. He'd holed up inside the Embassy for seven years. So if Assange ever drops by your house for a beer, whatever you do, don't tell him to make himself at home.

• HBO will show a drama called Chernobyl about the nuclear power plant explosion in Ukraine thirty-three years ago. There are now plans to build a Disneyworld-type park at the waste site. The difference between Chernobyl and Disneyworld is that at Chernobyl, the six-foot-tall mouse is for real.

• U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claimed Central Americans are coming to the U.S. to escape climate change. I'm starting to like her. Much of AOC's Green New Deal plan involves recycling, and every time she delivers a policy statement it allows comedians to recycle our old Dan Quayle jokes.

• The Weather Channel reported unusually beautiful weather in the Midwest this week after the region had suffered through a brutal winter full of vortexes. People happily felt like a siege had been lifted. It was so warm in Chicago Monday that Jussie Smollett was attacked by the Easter Bunny.

• Chicago's first warm weekend in five months kept police and ER crews busy Sunday. It set off a street violence spree in which twenty-eight people were shot and wounded. Of course this is just spring training, so the shooters don't start hitting the bulls-eye till June or July, it's just like baseball.

• Congresswoman Ilhan Omar went on TV and insulted President Trump's advisor on illegal immigration, Stephen Miller, calling him a White Nationalist. Is this a great country or what? Where else in the world but in America can a Muslim call a Jew a Nazi and it not be meant as a compliment.

• NASA sent back to Earth photos from the International Space Station of space walks. Recent lunar photos show that all the U.S. flags that American astronauts once planted on the moon have been bleached completely white by the radiation. This makes the moon an official province of France.

• The National Enquirer ran a crazy headline saying Queen Elizabeth is dying in Buckingham Palace this week due to her bruised wrist. I do worry about her like we all do. Prince Philip just gave up his driver's license and now I don't who is going to drive Queen Elizabeth to the Dollar Store.


• Billboard Magazine reported that Ozzie Osborne has been forced to postpone his spring and summer rock tour while he recuperates from a nasty fall. His bones are pretty brittle by now. His doctor is recommending that he switch to eating a bat onstage that's higher in calcium and Vitamin D.

• Barack Obama urged Democratic candidates to appeal to independent Middle America voters if they want to win the general election. One guy took his advice. Within hours after Obama urged the Democrats to move to the center, Joe Biden started kissing women in the small of the back.

• President Trump accused Democrats of being in favor of open borders Monday as he stepped up his Twitter war with liberals who block money to build the border wall. What I like about Trump is his willingness to shoot straight from the hip. It's an inspiration to arthritis sufferers everywhere.

• Afghan president Ashraf Ghani assembled a council to talk peace with the Taliban according to a Voice of America Radio broadcast. However, in Kabul a young woman staged a suicide bombing attack Sunday. It's not that she wanted to die for Allah, she was just sick of listening to One Direction.


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