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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 17,2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • UN Ambassador Nikki Haley stood by the Allied missile attack on the chemical weapons plants in Damascus which dictator Bashar al-Assad refused to dismantle. After fifteen months, the president's foreign policy is crystal clear. The Trump Doctrine states that Syria has elected to receive.

• President Trump was happy to tell a Florida group that all one hundred Tomahawk missiles hit their targets in Syria. Things never go completely your way. The U.S. missiles were so accurate, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has begun investigating Trump for colluding with aerospace engineer and space architect Werner von Braun.

• James Comey released his book and was met with a storm of publicity. He was ripped by Clinton people for costing Hillary the election and by Trump people for countenancing a Deep State resistance to Trump's presidency. Jim Comey's fame is fading out faster than a Syrian parakeet.

• Prime Minister Theresa May announced in Parliament that Russia launched a cyber-security attack on the U.S. and Britain. If the attack penetrates the cyber-security wall, it'd shut down our entire electrical power grid. Picture the panic in America when every phone is down to three percent.

• The L.A. Times reports the prices of apartments in Southern California are sky-high due to the shortage of available housing. The maintenance is always a headache. The swimming pool on the roof of my apartment building has way too much chlorine but fortunately we have a No Bombing sign.


• Black Panther roared again at the box office last week, passing Titanic as the second-biggest box office hit in history. Comic book super-heroes sell tickets. The genre is so potentially lucrative that DC comics just came out with the first trans-gender super-hero who's called Wonder if it's a Woman.

• President Trump declared Mission Accomplished after an Allied raid destroyed Syrian poison gas-making facilities. It's a miracle no Americans were killed. The very morning after Donald Trump was elected president Syria agreed to take in ten thousand refugees from Beverly Hills.

• The White House put together an attack on Syria that was a joint effort of our closest Allies. Israel provided the ground target intelligence. The U.S. was in charge of the air attacks, Britain was in charge of submarine-based missile attacks, and France was in charge of refreshments.

• The U.S., Britain and France joined forces to strike at Syrian chemical manufacturing plants. The German armed forces were not asked to join in the Allied attack on Syria for the same reason that I'm never asked to go get the beer. For as well as we've been doing, it's still too soon.

• Middle Eastern TV networks aired footage of Syrian pro-government demonstrators dancing in the streets on the morning after the air attacks by the U.S., UK and France on Syria. The demonstrators were ecstatic. The Syrians have no idea why Italy surrendered, but they'll take it.

• GOP former Speaker John Boehner took a job on the board of a legal pot corporation. That's a complete reversal of his previous pronouncements when he was in Congress. Apparently when Boehner said a few years ago he hates people who take drugs, he meant airport security and customs.


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