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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 25, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • Bill O'Reilly hosted a podcast Monday and he vowed the truth will come out about the sexual harassment claims by two women at Fox News following the New York Times expose of his legal settlements. He's dead serious. He wants the world to know that two of his thirteen accusers are liars.


• House Democrats went on TV Monday to warn that a U.S. government shutdown this weekend would furlough ninety-seven percent of NASA space workers in Houston and Florida. Bring it on. I think it would sum up humanity nicely if our first response to alien contact is an out-of-office reply.


• A March for Science protest drew thousands of scientists to the National Mall in Washington D.C. Saturday where they protested Trump's budget cuts in science. It was odd to see scientists in a protest march. You'd think they'd just stay home and send their androids out to march for them.


• New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio stunned consumers Friday by proposing a local city-wide tax that would raise the price of cigarettes to thirteen dollars a pack. It's historic. It has taken the Democrats thirty years, but they have finally figured out a way to make crack cost-effective.


• French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen shocked the political world Sunday by making it into the final election in two weeks based upon her promise to deport all terrorists from the country. The terrorists are easy to spot. They're the only guys in France who would rather die than surrender.


• French voters on Sunday selected Marine Le Pen and Emmanuel Macron as their two finalist candidates for president of France. Macron will be backed by Obama and Le Pen will be backed by Trump. It wouldn't be a French war if they didn't drag the Americans into it to do all the fighting.


• Barack Obama told a policy forum in Chicago Monday that safely-drawn House districts are packing Congress with extremists on both sides. He's right. It looks pretty bad when you have to cite the Hitler-Stalin pact of 1939 to convince Democrats and Republicans that bi-partisanship is possible.


• An American Airlines female flight attendant hit a woman passenger with a baby stroller Friday, prompting another passenger to square off with a male flight attendant. It was all caught on tape. Trump is sorry he ran for president and instead wishes he'd partnered with Vince McMahon to start an airline.


• The Flight Attendants Union vowed to defend crew members involved in the latest passenger brawl. It's epidemic. After what's happened aboard United and American Airlines in the last two weeks, you long for the good old days when all we had to worry about on the plane were the terrorists.


• North Korea's Kim Jung Un repeated his vow to attack Los Angeles with an ICBM Friday. We locals know what will happen next. If the North Koreans send a missile to Los Angeles, once it arrives, it will spend three hours waiting to make a left-hand turn at Wilshire Boulevard and La Brea.



• Kim Jung Un vowed to sink the USS Carl Vinson when it arrives off North Korea and launch a total war. It can't be over a sense of inferiority. If the North Koreans would just watch a five-minute video of Americans at self-checkout registers, they'd realize they have nothing to fear from us.


• House Democrats and Senate Democrats vowed to shut down the U.S. government rather than pass the funding for Trump's proposed wall on the Mexican border. It was his signature campaign issue. Democratic elites are determined to destroy Trump because he gives white privilege a bad name.


• Switzerland was rated the number-one competitive economy in the world Friday by the World Economic Forum's annual survey. It measures a nation's technological competence and its labor force effectiveness. The United States would have won, but India and Mexico demanded screen credit.


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