In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 19, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • US News and World Report reported on a book that blames the Baby Boom's self-centeredness for ruining the United States of America. For instance, right now, this very week, every Baby Boomer has one thought. If we could just wait until after I die of old age to start World War III that'd be great.

• Facebook killer Steve Stephens shot and killed himself during a police chase Monday. He was spotted by a McDonald's drive-thru clerk who stalled giving him his fries until the cops arrived. America's obesity epidemic is so bad that people are blowing their brains out if the fries take too long.

• Fox News star Bill O'Reilly faced more female accusers and possible firing Friday, joining Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton in the sexual harassment hall of fame. What is it about guys named Bill? British comedians are licking their chops knowing that Prince William is second-in-line to the throne.

• President Trump launched a Buy American, Hire American campaign Tuesday. The problem is, Americans like to buy cheaper Chinese goods. For the last eight years, the only thing that has kept the U.S. economy going was people having to buy a larger t-shirt every three months at Wal-Mart.

• President Trump told reporters Tuesday he hopes North Korea can behave without him having to attack. Meanwhile Kim Jung Un vowed to fire a missile a week until the U.S. Navy goes away. Everybody's just hoping Donald and Kim are working a secret plan to bomb each other's hair stylists.

• The USS Nimitz aircraft carrier group completed war exercises with Australia's navy Tuesday and set sail in the direction of North Korea. You just can't be too careful. Trump is sending a huge U.S. Navy armada to the coast of North Korea to witness the launch of their latest Roman candle.

• Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont was named the most popular member of the United States Senate in a nationwide poll last week. Americans seem to appreciate you more the longer you're able to live. Just recently Bernie Sanders went to a chiropractor, who referred him to a paleontologist.

• The U.S. Navy Seals were reportedly planning a raid to take out Kim Jung Un and remove him from North Korea. It'll make quite a splash. The plan is to kidnap Kim, helicopter him to Seoul, escort him on a United flight to Tokyo then discover halfway there that once again we're overbooked.

• The NFL is planning a rookie seminar for players taken in the NFL draft about how to handle money, fame and problems with women. You grow wiser as you grow older. When one NFL veteran threatened to kill his wife, she told him that he needed to get professional help, so he hired a hit man.

• President Trump's job approval rating hit fifty percent Monday. Last week, he fired fifty-nine missiles into Syria, dropped a Mother of All Bombs on Afghanistan, and hacked a North Korean missile and sent it crashing to earth. When Trump celebrates Holy Week, he leaves holes everywhere.

• North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un vowed to fire a missile a week as long as President Trump maintains a U.S. Naval carrier task force in the region. No one's blinking. The Book of Revelation never could have foreseen that the end of the world could be started by two men furious at Super Cuts.

• President Trump drew protesters Sunday for spending another weekend at Mar a Lago, which is his habit. They fear his Florida weekends are affecting his judgment. Maybe President Trump wouldn't be so trigger happy with North Korea if we convinced him to do his golfing on the west coast.

• European Union delegates meeting in Brussels expressed their alarm over the growing tension between North Korea and United States on Monday. The Europeans are worried that either side might miscalculate, resulting in a nuclear war. France just raised their threat level from Run to Hide.

• White House Security Advisor K.T. McFarland was coy Monday when asked if the U.S. hacked into Kim Jung Un's missile system and caused his North Korean missile test to misfire Saturday. Kim may have met his match. President Trump just threatened to kill Kim Jung Un live on Facebook.

• The Boston Marathon was run Monday before a million spectators. A college kid watching the race fell out of a third-story dorm window and landed safely on top of a huge pile of leaves. Later that day a Kenyan fell out of the same window and beat his time to ground by three-fifths of a second.


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