In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 19, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The California Parole Board ruled that Manson Family member Leslie van Houten is eligible for parole after forty years. She held the pillow over the victimsí faces as they were stabbed. The only condition the board imposed is that she cannot work as a debate advisor in the presidential campaign.

Speaker Paul Ryan ended all talk about him accepting the GOP presidential party nomination at a brokered convention, saying he wonít accept it. Nothing will change his mind. You know the Republican Party is in total chaos when people who arenít even running are dropping out of the race.

Houston police said a local man accidentally committed suicide because he held a pistol in one hand and an iPhone in the other and he took a selfie with the wrong hand. You canít make it up. Itís just more scientific proof that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Cleveland Browns former star Reggie Rucker said concussions he suffered in the NFL caused him to embezzle money from non-profits. Itís a groundbreaking legal defense. The Democratic debate in Brooklyn last week was so rough that Hillary Clinton can now get away with pretty much everything.

Bernie Sanders campaigned for black votes at Al Sharptonís Action Network offices in Harlem, where he said Hillaryís Wall Street backing casts doubt on her as a champion for minorities. He forgot heís dealing with a Clinton. Hillary promptly declared Bill Cosby innocent and took the trick.

The Centers for Disease Control reports eighty million American adults are obese due to high calorie junk food diets. One third of all adults are overweight. Given the American diet, donít you think weíd have a lot greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?

The CEO of AMC theaters announced Thursday that the movie theater chain is considering changing its rules to allow people to text during movies. Itís for legal reasons. They want to allow texting during movies so AMC can claim that any movie theater massacres are justifiable shootings.

The Supreme Court heard the case Monday challenging President Obamaís power to declare four million illegal aliens to be in the U.S. legally. Itís a precedent-setting case. If illegal aliens are awarded citizenship, the next thing you know, drug dealers will want to be given pharmacist licenses.

The Environmental Protection Agency ruled Thursday that the water in Flint, Michigan is still unfit for humans to drink. The world has flipped over in my lifetime. Baby Boomers can remember when the Buicks were made in Flint, Michigan and it was the water in Mexico that was undrinkable.

Bernie Sanders fans threw dollar bills at Hillary Clintonís motorcade as it drove her to George Clooneyís house for a Hollywood fundraiser Saturday. They acted as if Hillary was performing in a strip club. If this disgraceful act doesnít get her the nomination itís certain to spice up her marriage.

Cubaís president Raul Castro warned his people that U.S. tourists will bad-mouth communism when they start arriving in Cuba. Itís possible to be objective. Communismís three great successes were in health, education and medicine while its three great failures were breakfast, lunch and dinner.

North Koreaís Kim Jung Un launched an intermediate-range missile Saturday that exploded on the launch pad. It frustrates his vanity. Kimís CIA profile says when Kim was a child he wanted to be a stage actor, but itís hard to do dinner theater in a country where thereís no theater and no dinner.


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