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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 5, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wisconsin has a primary today giving voters a choice between Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton for U.S. president. Those are the only choices we have left. Americans are just starting to realize we had it better when we were ruled by a mad English king.

Donald Trump traveled to Washington D.C. on Thursday to meet with the Republican National Committee. Last year they encouraged Trump to run for president and forced him to pledge to stay loyal. During the meeting, the RNC tightened the bolts in his neck and he stormed back to Wisconsin.

U.S. News and World Reportís annual survey gave eighty-six Los Angeles high schools medals for scholastic excellence last week. And now itís time to celebrate. Itís approaching prom season in Los Angeles, time for the kids to get moving and line up a date before all the hot teachers are taken.

Ken Burnsí film Jackie Robinson premieres on PBS in a two-part documentary movie Sunday night. He broke baseballís color barrier, he was a Southern Methodist, an active Republican and a speaker at Richard Nixon rallies. Apparently he enjoyed being the only black man wherever he went.

The Labor Department said unemployment was at five percent in March, not counting millions who arenít looking for work. The Puritan work ethic isnít for everybody. The welcome sign at the entrance to West Hollywood notifies visitors that You Are Now Entering a Work-Free Drug Place.

The Justice Department withdrew its demand that Apple provide an unlocking device for FBI agents to hack into suspectsí iPhones. They got an outside source to invent one. At baseballís opening day in Washington, Attorney General Loretta Lynch will be there to throw out the First Amendment.

President Obama transferred more prisoners out of Guantanamo Friday in an effort to close it down. The place has air conditioning, two soccer fields, a library, a gym, a cafeteria and six armed guard towers. Why close it down when it could be converted instantly into a Los Angeles high school?

USA Today reported Monday that a law firm in Panama leaked documents which show how top world leaders and their cronies hide billions of dollars and avoid taxes. Reaction was swift. The scheme was exposed Monday morning and by that night was added to the Republican Party platform.

Scripps Collegeís newspaper objected to Madeleine Albrightís selection as graduation speaker because sheís white. Itís insane. You can escape Hitler as a child, become Americaís first female Secretary of State and defeat Serbiaís fascist state and no longer qualify as a Democrat in California.

The National Geological Survey reported earthquakes are now as likely to strike in Oklahoma as they are California. It all works out. After trailer park homes are moved a half a block down the road by a six-point earthquake, a week later an F1 tornado can come along and move them right back.

Hillary Clinton in a speech Friday rejected water-boarding terrorists to obtain information on new plots. She said interrogations must reflect U.S. values. Those values have included conquest, slavery and atomic bombing so you would think ISIS would be happy to go with the dunk-tank option.

President Obama said Monday the vulgar language used by the GOP candidates for president damages the American brand. Itís always either vitriol or braggadocio. Donald Trump canít show you baby pictures of himself without informing you that his circumcision required twenty-six stitches.

Bernie Sanders swept three primaries in Western states on Saturday due to Bernieís appeal to college kids and liberal Democrats. His campaign has inspired a new drinking game across the U.S. Every time Bernie Sanders proposes a free government program, you drink somebody elseís beer.

Donald Trump trailed in Wisconsin after missteps with women voters last week. His troubles usually rebound to his favor. This past Monday Donald Trumpís campaign manager was arrested for assaulting a woman, automatically triggering Trumpís endorsement by the NFL Players Union.

The NBC Poll released says Donald Trump now has the support of fifty percent of the Republican voters for president nationwide. The same poll shows fifty percent of Republican voters refuse to support Trump for president. In other words heís carrying all the men and none of the wives.

CNN gave the GOP presidential candidates one hour each before a town hall in Wisconsin.. It gave each candidate a chance to extol his lifeís story, his virtues and his plans to rule the world. Itís never a good idea to televise Narcissists Anonymous meetings. It just feeds the disease.

New York protesters vowed to disrupt any Donald Trump rallies in Manhattan this month. Itís mostly Black Lives Matter protesters calling for social justice. Republicans could always get even by interrupting Hillary Clintonís rallies with white protesters calling for a return to reachable par-fours.

An American Airlines pilot in Detroit was arrested before takeoff for drinking Monday. The same day, an American Airlines flight attendant was arrested for smuggling cocaine. That AA pin on their lapels made passengers feel so safe and then they found out it stands for American Airlines.


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