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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 29, 2013 / 19 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Cinco de Mayo will be celebrated next weekend by an estimated eighty million people in Mexico and the U.S. It's quite a tradition. Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexico's stunning and surprising victory over sobriety over one hundred and fifty years ago.

Bill Clinton spoke at the Bush Library opening Thursday. He joked that he's so close to the Bushes he's become the black sheep son of the family. It wasn't enough for Bill Clinton to be the first black U.S. president, now he has to be the first black in the Bush family.

President Obama said Thursday that on his first day as president he found a letter to him from George W. Bush on the Oval Office desk. It was helpful. It was a recommendation that he not quit drinking and he start brewing beer in the White House as soon as possible.

President Obama saluted George W. Bush Thursday for his efforts on immigration reform and urged Congress to pass it. It got a huge round of appluase. Half of the ten thousand people in the crowd were only there because they didn't have the papers to satisfy the Arizona police.

The Bush Library opening in Dallas ended with a U.S. military choir singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic. It got two seconds of applause. The Yankee victory song was a sharp reminder to the Texans in the audience that the Bushes are really from Connecticut.

Russia's intelligence agency said Thursday it warned the CIA last year about Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev's terrorist associations while in Russia. Now Congress wants to toughen the no-fly list. Asking the terrorists to be on the honor system hasn't been working.

The Federal Reserve unveiled its redesigned one-hundred-dollar bill complete with security features. It's the most-used bill in the worldwide drug trade. The new bill is just like the old bill except in the new bill, Ben Franklin has his baseball cap on backwards.

Indiana's Kappa Delta sorority threw a party where all the girls dressed as homeless people last week. Penn State's Chi Omega sorority was cited for an illegal-alien themed party. It's an encouraging sign for the GOP that they're making inroads with single women.

Swedish police discovered marijuana in a stash compartment on Justin Bieber's tour bus on Thursday. The nineteen-year-old superstar is in the middle of a wildly popular European tour. He thought it would be good luck to buy a used tour bus from Paul McCartney.

Ashley Madison's adulterers' website ran a poll which found that Morton's, The Palm and Houston's are the most popular restaurants for cheaters. The hotels still feel the recession. Men are spending all their money on prime steaks, and fooling around in the car.

L.A. Laker Dwight Howard is about to be a father for the fifth time Sunday. His kids were born to five different mothers. Many predicted that once they legalized gay marriage in Califorinia it would be a slippery slope to allowing NBA players to have five wives.

The FDA warned of less food inspection due to sequester cuts Friday after the FAA delayed flights and the IRS cut staff. So you can eat whenever you want, you can hang out at the airport bar for an extra two hours, and there will be nobody around to make sure you pay your taxes. This sequester thing is really starting to catch on with the American public.

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