In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 26, 2013 / 16 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Bible mini-series that aired on the History Channel will be re-edited into a three-hour movie and released. Theater owners are wary about booking it. They're afraid that one guy will buy popcorn and suddenly there'll be enough for everyone in the theater.

The Mississippi River overflowed its banks Monday, prompting an emergency visit to the inundated bottom land by governors, U.S. senators and members of Congress. It was a clear demonstration of nature's cycle. Snakes are always the first to turn up after a flood.

New York's Anthony Weiner said there may be more sex texts and intimate photos of himself out there that he sent to women admirers. It's a new world. Anthony Weiner is the first politician ever to launch a major political campaign on a promise of lewd conduct.

Lance Arnstrong was cited by the Justice Department Tuesday for lying and cheating to get millions from Postal Service sponsorship. What gall. They found out he received shipments of performance-enhancing drugs and every single shipment arrived via FedEx.

Secretary of State John Kerry called for a special relationship with China Wednesday like our special relationship with Great Britain and with Israel. What's this? It goes against type for a guy from Massachusetts to have a weakness for countries with slave labor.

Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaav's friends said Tuesday he became radicalized after he turned to Islam and stopped smoking pot. Reaction was swift. The CIA has determined that the best way to fight radical Islam is to replace the missiles on our drones with marijuana cookies.

A House investigation on Benghazi Tuesday found Hillary Clinton failed to protect the Libyan consulate from the attack. It also says President Obama lied to cover up the negligence. The siege lasted for seven hours or, as the president calls it, thirty-six holes.

The FAA furloughed ten percent of air traffic controllers Monday causing huge flight delays which they blamed on the GOP Congress. The president's plan to inconvenience travelers and blame it on the Republicans is bound to fail. Republicans fly in private planes.

Elvis impersonator and libertarian Paul Kevin Curtis was released from jail in Mississippi Tuesday when it became obvious he didn't mail any poisonous ricin to the president. Because there was no evidence of wrongdoing he was freed by due process of law under the U.S. Constitution. If this catches on it could destroy the president's drone program.

The CIA put together a psychological profile of North Korea's Kim Jung Un who's been threatening a missile attack on L.A. The profile says he's a narcissist who's obsessed with Hollywood, the NBA and plastic surgery. We could avert a nuclear war by offering him a courtside seat at all Laker games and a recurring role on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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