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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 24, 2013 / 14 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | George W. Bush will host his father George H.W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama at the dedication of his presidential library at SMU in Dallas Thursday. Imagine the five living president side-by-side together. If they were cards, you would fold.

CBS reported record-high ratings for last week's Masters from the Augusta National Golf Club. The audience complaints seemed unreasonable. Viewers whined about the record number of TV commercials without considering there's now a women's clubhouse to build.

L.A. officials accused Las Vegas hospitals of discharging mental patients at bus stations and sending them to California. Forget it. No one in L.A. wants to judge if the people getting off the Greyhound buses were mentally ill or just trying to get into show business.

Boston bomber Djhokhar Tsarnaev was discovered in a backyard boat by the owner Friday. The guy's wife had ordered him to go outside to smoke. It's the first time since World War II that tobacco companies have been able to credibly argue that smoking saves lives.

Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was taken by ambulance to Beth-Israel hospital in Boston after his discovery. He's a Muslim terrorist who's recovering in a Jewish hospital. The Jewish people have survived for five thousand years but no one can figure out how.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wrote out answers to FBI questions in longhand Monday since he can't speak. It required custom accommodations. They had to get a special hospital bed that tilted backwards and down so they could waterboard him without unplugging his life support.

Russian intel confirmed Monday it warned the FBI several years ago that Tamerlan Tsarnaev was a Chechen-trained terrorist. It's not like the information wasn't used. The TSA was put on alert to watch for women who might have a Chechen concealed in their bra.

Russia offered the West help in tracking Chechen terrorists after last week's Boston bombings. It has to be a group effort. Within days the U.S. had tracked down the bombers, Britain beefed up security for the London Marathon, and France surrendered to Chechnya.

Icelanders were provided an app which warns people if they're unknowingly dating a relative. The two people bump iPhones together and if the alarm goes off they are cousins. In West Virginia they use this app with the GPS on so they can find one another.

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