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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 23, 2013 / 13 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Boston police tracked down and killed one of the two bombing supects Friday as the brother got away. It was a long night. The cops asked Twitter to stop giving tips to the suspect by revealing the police's whereabouts, but they thanked CNN for throwing him off.

Chechen native Dzhokhar Anzorevich Tsarnaev was identified as the Boston bomber early Friday. It took awhile to track down his profile. At first the only thing we knew about Dzhokhar Anzorevich Tsarnaev is that his name's worth fifteen hundred points in Scrabble.

The FBI and Boston police completely sealed off the neighborhood where the second bomber fled. They were sure they'd find the college kid. If the FBI and local cops couldn't find him, they were thinking of bringing out the big dogs, student loan collection agents.

The FBI dug into the past of the Boston bombers to see if were they radicalized in U.S. mosques. The nineteen-year-old was fine until he went to college. That's how student loans affect people when they find out they can't get in-state tuition like the Mexicans do.

Democratic New York Governor Andrew Cuomo compared the Boston bombing to climate change Friday. His popularity is way down. Andrew Cuomo is attending a fundraiser for himself tonight, because due to the recent terrorist attacks he's avoiding crowded places.

Icelanders were given a cell phone app to ensure young people don't fall in love with first cousins. It's a small country. Couples bump phones and an alarm goes off if they are first cousins, but if they touch for too long the phones risk transmitting an e-mail virus.

The Chicago Cubs announced Thursday they will spend five hundred million dollars to renovate Wrigley Field. They haven't won the World Series in over a century. The upgrades will include a new video scoreboard, enhanced night lighting and relief pitching.

New York ex-congressman Anthony Weiner told a reporter Thursday Bill Clinton has been a great source of support and friendship. it's touching. The sex-scandal disgraced former politician is considering running for mayor of New York, and so is Anthony Weiner.

Elvis Presley impersonator Paul Curtis was jailed in Mississippi Thursday and charged with sending ricin in the mail to U.S. Senator Roger Wicker. He'd once performed at a party thrown by the U.S. senator. The Elvis impersonator had an axe to grind because the following year, the senator booked a Beatles tribute band and told him it was over for him.

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