In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 17, 2013 / 7 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jay-Z released a rap song ripping President Obama for not backing him up on his trip to Cuba Friday. He'd just been at the White House. President Obama is a big fan of hip hop music, in fact he's the first president to have his own rap nickname, Biggie Deficits.

Los Angeles traffic officials added toll lanes to major freeways to keep traffic moving Friday. Traffic engineers also invented a high-tech solution that will get automobiles moving on city streets. They devised an app that sends you a text when the light turns green.

Adam Scott became the first Australian to win the Masters Sunday, setting off parties in Sydney. Aussies are a jaunty breed. If you tell an Australian customs officer that you have a past criminal record, when you arrive he offers you their pathway to citizenship.

The White House admitted last week that ObamaCare will be more expensive than originally projected. Also, patients won't be given much time for their medical examination. If you want a second opinion the doctor goes out the door and comes in again.

U.S. senators proposed various pathways to citizenship for illegal aliens Sunday. They all want the American dream. In this country, with a little hard work, a little luck and scrupulous bookkeeping, anybody can die owing the government a huge amount of money.

John Kerry stopped off in Tokyo over the weekend to assure Japan of U.S. support against Kim Jung Un's latest threats. The U.S. and Japan agreed that North Korea should be free of nuclear bombs. Japan also hinted they wouldn't hate it if the U.S. didn't have them either.

President Obama's tax return showed he only paid eighteen percent of his income in taxes Monday. He made only half the money he made last year and only a third of what he earned the year before that. You can't make it up, even Obama is doing badly under Obama.

Silence of the Lambs villain Dr. Hannibal Lector reappeared in last week's debut of Hannibal on NBC. It's a prequel about the cannibal mass murderer's early life when he helped cops track down serial murderers. It's a hit--after all, cooking shows are all the rage.

The Eighties narrated by Rob Lowe was a ratings hit for National Geographic Sunday about that hard-partying decade. The Hollywood stars which the show interviews from that era look the same now as they did thirty years ago. It's part of their deal with the Devil.

Joe Biden declared Friday that holding a gun feels like driving a Ferrari and likened gun rights activists to the black helicopter crowd. Eyes rolled. By now it's no secret that Joe Biden's golf bag isn't carrying a full set of irons.

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