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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 16, 2013 / 6 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama paid taxes on six hundred grand in income Friday. He made eight hundred grand last year and a million-seven the year before. While other politicans just talk about economic decline under President Obama, President Obama leads by example.

Jay-Z and Beyonce were slammed by Caribbean civil rights leaders for vacationing in Cuba last week. They said Fidel Castro's regime has always been apartheid and supported separation of races. The Justice Department says there's no recourse under the Voting Rights Act because they don't have elections.

North Korean generals disclosed Thursday they are plotting a cyber attack on the U.S. which they say will bring the United States to its knees. It would wipe out texting, tweeting, e-mailing and websurfing. It will make us grateful for a nuclear explosion to take us out of our misery.

Secretary of State John Kerry was in South Korea Friday and warned Kim Jung-Un not to go nuts. Baby Boomers are horrified. We knew when the video game generation got its hands on real power, some kid would think he gets extra points for wiping out Los Angeles.

North Korea honored Kim Jung-Un's late father Kim Jong Il who died last year at age seventy. He drank a quart of Cognac a day, snorted coke, took Cialis and dated teenage girls. You'd think North Korea would spare Los Angeles if only out of professional courtesy.

President Obama received a letter from celebrities and musicians Friday who asked him to ease U.S. drug laws and eliminate jail time for users and dealers. The petition is no surprise. If cocaine could do taxes it would list celebrities and musicians as dependants.

A U.S. judge gave a thief seven years for stealing President Obama's Teleprompter in Richmond last year. The president never missed it. He surrounds himself with so many Teleprompters onstage it looks like he's given himself a one hundred million dollar block grant to go solar.

An Iranian scientist filed a patent for a time machine Friday. The laptop size device predicts your future based on the vibes from your touch. How can we stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons when it only took them thirty years to replicate the Magic 8-Ball?

Tiger Woods raved about 14-year-old Chinese prodigy Guan Tianlang at the Masters Friday. They exchanged tips that'll make each of them millions of dollars. Tiger taught the kid how to hit his tee shots farther and the kid taught Tiger how to erase text messages.

Congress voted Friday to shield federal officals from having to post their financial dealings online. It overrides last year's Stock Act meant to catch U.S. officials when they engage in insider trading. Now when NORAD operators spot North Korean missiles in the air they face the difficult choice of either shooting them down or selling Samsung short.

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