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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 5, 2013 / 25 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | L.A. City Hall marked the fortieth anniversary of the first cell phone Wednesday. The earliest ones didn't cause any car wrecks. Other drivers who saw you just assumed you were singing while drying your sideburns and gave you the leeway you'd give any escapee.

California's Department of Forestry announced a plan to prevent summer brushfires by bringing in goats to graze on Los Angeles hillsides and eat up the brush this spring. It proves one thing. Trends come and go, but Jack Nicholson will always work in this town.

Lindsay Lohan tweeted while vacationing in Brazil Monday she is pregnant but then twelve hours later she re-tweeted that it was an April Fools joke. She was not pregnant after all. She just made it all up so she could tell everyone in Rio that she's drinking for two.

California's Oakcrest Institute released a health study saying that laughter on a daily basis is just as healthy as exercise. It's really bad news for the GOP. Nobody knew until now that watching Joe Biden on C-SPAN could extend your life by a minimum of eight years.

The National Archives bowed to sequester cuts by storing away most of its historical documents from the past seventy-five years. Congress is fine with that. Politicians want to be able to keep calling their opponents Hitler and not be hassled by fact-checkers.

The White House announced that the president will return five percent of his salary to the U.S. government to share the sacrifice in the sequester budget cuts. He's paying seventeen hundred a month back to the Treasury. At this rate he'll reimburse us for what he spent on family vacations but only if he's president for another twenty-three years.

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