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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 1, 2013 / 21 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jay Leno was insulted by NBC execs who suggested he retire Friday. He's pummeling Obama with his jokes every night and he's winning the race for the most younger viewers. He's being replaced under the shoot-the-messenger provision of the National Security Act.

The White House announced Thursday that President Obama will go to Mexico next month. It's an annual exchange program. Once a year, the U.S. president goes to Mexico to visit our jobs, and once a year the president of Mexico comes to the U.S. to visit his people.

Saudi Arabia's government was denounced by human rights groups on Thursday for beheading and then crucifying a man who committed sodomy with another man. It's barbaric. In other religions they just break a glass on the floor to kick off the marriage.

President Obama named Julie Pierson to head the Secret Service Monday. The fun's over, boys. She's vowed to end the practice of Secret Service agents writing off the cost of hookers on their travel expense account and listing them as mattress testers for the president.

The Centers for Disease Control released a study saying nine people are killed each day from texting while driving. More die texting than drinking. Hearing statistics like this only causes people in California to sigh and say that this is the life we have chosen.

A California bill would allow bars to stay open until four a.m. to help Los Angeles compete with Las Vegas. It's a bad idea. At four a.m. in L.A. there are no cabs, there are no buses--it's just you, your rental car and that lawyer that does commercials on late-night TV.

Barbara Walters was reported Thursday to be nearing an announcement that she's going to retire after fifty-two years on the air. It's very rare. Most women in show business don't announce their retirement, they just let the breast reduction surgery speak for itself.

Cyprus agreed to seize forty percent of the money in all big bank accounts in Cyprus as demanded by the German bankers Thursday. It's to pay their debts. Every country has its favorite verb, and no one can make the word seize stand up and dance like the Germans.

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