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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 27, 2012/ 5 Iyar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. Senate held hearings into the all-night party involving Secret Service agents and hookers in Colombia. The grilling was relentless. The senators wanted to know who picked up these hookers, how long did they party, and if they took American Express.

The Secret Service ended its probe of the twelve agents in Colombia the night of the hooker party. Three of the twelve agents were cleared. They were able to prove to their bosses they're innocent of sexual misconduct because they were drunk on duty at the time.

Air Force Two carrying Joe Biden had to land when geese flew into its jet engines. It was the third airliner in a week attacked by the birds. This has happened three times since New York banned the public from feeding anti-depressants to geese in Central Park.

The EPA awarded ninety thousand dollar to Vanderbilt students who've built a solar panel that can be powered by spinach instead of silicon. It's brilliant. The solar panel eats a can full of spinach, which sets off a trumpet fanfare, then it beats up an oil company.

WalMart announced Monday it will investigate charges that its executives in Mexico bribed Mexican government officials to facilitate expansion. The entire system is corrupt down there. All they sell at WalMart in Mexico are drug paraphernalia and BMWs.

U.S. Olympic athletes took a training course from the U.S. Navy SEALs Friday to prepare for the Summer Games in London. Some say it gives the U.S. team an unfair advantage. This year the demonstration sport is landing on a roof and blowing the head off a terrorist.

Mitt Romney won all the GOP primaries in the Northeast Tuesday and chose to make his victory speech in New Hampshire. It was for his health. The further Mitt gets away from the nearest Southern Evangelical Christian Republican the more able he is to breathe.

Pew Research said Sunday more illegal aliens went home to Mexico than came to the U.S. last year. It saddens Democrats. The Civil War was supposed to have decided once and for all the great moral question whether farmworkers would be slaves or illegal aliens.

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