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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 26, 2012/ 4 Iyar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The New Orleans Saints denied bugging other team's signals Monday. Now we've got spying in the NFL, violence in the NBA, adultery in college football, and baseball is now white guys in sunglasses. It'll take the Secret Service no time to fill those thirteen openings.

The Secret Service hooker scandal in Colombia had by Monday ended the careers of nine agents and two supervisors. A mass exodus is looming. The rest of the Secret Service agents might also resign since it's obviously not going to be any fun to work there anymore.

The White House Counsel cleared the White House of any wrongdoing in the Secret Service sex scandal. It's always another president's fault. Many of these agents started under Bill Clinton, when protecting the president meant keeping condoms in your holster.

Mitt Romney and President Obama fended off charges of dog abuse on Tuesday. One guy strapped his dog to a car roof while the other guy ate dog. People always wonder which language dogs hear when they are watching the news and now we know it's German.

The Soviet Union's last chairman Mikhail Gorbachev endorsed President Obama for re-election Tuesday in a speech to a Chicago high school. This is a man who understands politics. When you're in Chicago you don't endorse a Republican and then go start your car.

WalMart was reportedly set Monday to introduce its own line of inexpensive wines which will be packaged under the label of Lucky Duck. The wine has a dark and syrupy consistency. The label shows a Democrat washing a duck at a beach on the Gulf of Mexico.

Vladimir Putin was reported Sunday having an affair with Anna Chapman. She's one of ten captured Russian spies the U.S. swapped to Russia in exchange for six U.S. spies they captured. We can't even pull off a spy swap without running up a forty percent deficit.

Florida's New Faith Church advertised a drive-through worship service Sunday. This is not new. In Los Angeles we have Priest in the Box, where you pull in and shout your confessions into a plastic priest's mouth, then drive up to the window and pay for your sins.

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