In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 16, 2012/ 24 Nissan 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arkansas fired Coach Bobby Petrino over an adulterous affair he'd had with a young woman he hired for his office. It didn't seem right. You'd think a state that just named its airport after Bill Clinton could at least name one terminal building after Bobby Petrino.

The L.A. Dodgers drew fifty-six thousand fans to the home opener Tuesday. Before the game they released white doves who flew directly into the path of the fireworks. The birds had been deceived by their agents into thinking they had a chance at a recurring role.

Warner Bros. canceled Mel Gibson's movie about the Maccabean Jews who revolted against Ancient Rome. Mel wanted to make a movie about the Jews who fought heroically but got massacred in battle. The studio canceled the movie when they realized Mel wanted to play a Roman soldier.

Illinois University released a study saying two drinks enhance your problem-solving skills. They say two drinks allow you to slow down and focus on one thing. It takes all your concentration to convince someone that you're interested in a long-term relationship.

The Beverly Hills Police closed their investigation into Whitney Houston's death last week. The local coroner reported he found cocaine and marijuana in her system but no sign of a crime. At the Beverly Hilton, cocaine and marijuana isn't a crime, it's room service.

Alabama police discovered a meth lab in the ladies room at a WalMart Tuesday. Meth labs were also recently found in a Tulsa WalMart bathroom. This was bound to happen when convenience stores and gas stations stopped letting the public use their restrooms.

Newt Gingrich bounced a five hundred dollar check for the fee to get on the Utah GOP primary ballot. He's five million dollars in debt and he's bouncing checks. It's a clever way to blunt the president's attack that the GOP candidates are a bunch of rich white guys.

President Obama summoned millionaires to the White House Wednesday to call for higher taxes on wealthy Americans. They confessed to reporters that they don't pay their fair share. Democrats think it's okay to be rich as long as you just feel awful about it.

The U.S. government agreed to pay Indian tribes one billion dollars for mismanaging tribal funds Thursday. Wall Street brokers were horrified. If you have to pay damages just for mismanaging other people's money, they could all lose their houses in Connecticut.

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