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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 12, 2012/ 20 Nissan 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mitt Romney emerged Tuesday as the certain GOP nominee against President Obama this fall. The choice is not exactly inspiring. This is the first presidential race that'll be won by whichever candidate best portrays himself as the minimally acceptable alternative.

Kim Kardashian's reality show on E! Entertainment, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, was doubled in length to one hour. It resumes in May. Kim was recently diagnosed with psoriasis, but her doctors have assured her it won't interfere with her ability to do nothing.

Titanic Memorial Cruise left port from England Tuesday to re-create the route of the ill-fated luxury liner one hundred years ago. Family members waved happily from the dock as the ship sailed away. You could tell the passengers left their jewelry at home this time.

Los Angeles is hosting a tourism trade show Friday amid news that L.A. drew a record twenty-seven million tourists last year. That's one way of looking at it. First they called them illegal aliens, then they called them undocumented immigrants, now they're tourists.

The White House unveiled the Barack Obama Commemorative Basketball at a kid's fitness event Monday. It's red, white and blue with Obama's portrait on it. The president missed his first seven shots, prompting the basketball to accuse him of cheating with golf.

The White House downplayed President Obama's challenge to the Supreme Court's authority to overturn ObamaCare. There's a chance that the president's signature achievement could be completely taken off the books. It is his only chance for re-election.

Chapwood Capital in Dallas offered pro athletes free online financial rescue advice Tuesday. They called athletes financial illiterates, which is unfair. It's human nature to think karma will continue to bring you good things after you've made it rain in a strip club.

Congress slated hearings next week into the GSA's lavish Las Vegas convention two years ago after a GSA official was taped performing a rap song making fun of all the taxpayer money they were spending. Technology is so amazing. He was recorded by the first cell phone camera with an app that can abolish an entire government department.

Maryland lottery officials said the third winner of the Mega Millions drawing emerged after the Kansas and Illinois winners came forward. The three winners will split six hundred million and all chose to remain anonymous. Family picnics in Kansas, Maryland and Illinois this summer will include strip searches to look for signs of unexplained wealth.

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