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Jewish World Review
April 18, 2012/ 26 Nissan, 5772
Government service can be fun. Really.
By
Dale McFeatters
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Job recruiters for the federal government complain that often they can't land the best, brightest and most promising youngsters because government service is seen as boring -- shuffling papers in drab offices in drab buildings.
The General Services Administration, for example, provides those drab offices and the gray metal desks and gray metal filing cabinets to go in them, not exactly pulse-quickening activity.
The Secret Service gets to stand around in drab suits, ear pieces and cool shades and talk into their wrists once in awhile, but when you come right down to it, what they basically do is stand around.
That's why the recent GSA scandal in Las Vegas and the Secret Service scandal in Colombia should be seen as opportunities, not occasions for censure. They show that government service can be fun -- perhaps in these cases too much fun, but fun nonetheless.
Eleven Secret Service agents and some members of the military are in hot water for what The Washington Post called "a night of ... widespread debauchery that included heavy drinking and a trip to the Pleyclub, a strip club." The New York Post reports that the night also included quantities of one of Colombia's best-known exports, cocaine.
The happy crew allegedly returned to their hotel with 21 hookers in tow. Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., chairman of the House Committee on Homeland Security, said some of the men said they didn't know that the women were prostitutes. Mr. Chairman, it's bad enough that these guys are in serious trouble with their employer without you making them out to be complete hayseeds.
Events reportedly began running off the rails when, as one official told The Wall Street Journal, "One guy didn't pay the girl and kicked her out of the room." On second thought, maybe one hayseed in the bunch. "She started making a ruckus, screaming and kicking in doors." And that reportedly brought the police and a quick conclusion to what, up until then, had been a night of good degenerate fun and a great recruiting tool at any of the nation's better party schools.
By contrast -- as far as we know -- the GSA gathering in Las Vegas was a more sedate affair, even though it cost $823,000 and featured a clown, a mind reader, a "team-building exercise" to assemble a bicycle -- those are some cutups over at the GSA -- plenty of food and drink and a rap video making fun of the expense of the whole affair.
The Secret Service may be straight-up party animals, but the GSA's cubicle dwellers show more sophistication in partying at taxpayer expense. One ruse, apparently, is to invent an award and then fly off to a resort to hold an awards ceremony.
A variation on this, one GSA employee told the Associated Press, is when "several GSA officials flew to Hawaii for five to seven days in 2011 to attend an hourlong ribbon-cutting on space leased by the federal government."
We won't keep you government recruiters tied up any longer. Job seekers are probably lined up in your hallway even as we speak. Be sure to remind them of two basic rules: Don't appear in any videos while on a government junket, and always pay the hookers.
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Previously:
• 04/17/12 Scandal, yes, but Cartagena had summit, too
• 04/16/12 When your car is smarter than you are
• 04/13/12 Lenders tiptoe back into world of credit risks
• 04/12/12 What do you mean you don't want a driver's license?
• 04/11/12 Smartphone anti-theft plan seems, um, smart
• 04/10/12 Bizarre process to choose a veep
• 04/09/12 From remote exurbs, cities don't look so bad anymore
• 04/06/12 We do want the fake Romney, not the 'real' one
• 04/05/12 Heaping even more indignities on air travelers
• 03/29/12 Blown away in Washington, D.C.
• 03/28/12 At the nuke summit an inadvertent moment of candor
• 03/27/12 A worse unemployment problem
• 03/23/12 The federal budget: A game of make-believe
• 03/21/12 In Iraq, blame the U.S., but drive American
• 03/20/12 Too late, bin Laden realized killing Muslims was a mistake
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• 03/06/12 Putin 'carousel voting' victory
• 02/28/12 Fighter of future still glued to tarmac
• 02/27/12 Every candidate has to have a tax-reform plan
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• 02/21/12 A new way of attacking food-stamp fraud
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• 02/14/12 Obama's budget lays down battle lines for the fall
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• 01/04/12 Cutting the military by blunt force
• 01/02/12 Pragmatic look at top words
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• 12/21/12 Speculation and wishful thinking can get scary
• 12/20/11 A third Kim has North Korea by the throat
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• 12/09/11 State Department Creates ‘Virtual Embassy’ For Iran
• 12/08/11 If you've ever tweeted, you're in the Library of Congress
• 12/07/11 Discoveries go to the core of what makes us humans
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• 11/23/11 Cleaning up after supercommittee implosion
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• 11/04/11 Feds must stop scam of stealing from dead children
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• 10/31/11 NATO should not be a victim of its success
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• 09/29/11 Europeans bristle at Obama's lectures
• 09/28/11 Jessica Rabbit for the defense
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• 09/23/11 This generation needs a job more than a name
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• 09/08/11 A jobs program at Obama's doorstep
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• 09/06/11 Congress returns, tanned, rested and testy
• 09/05/11 Space nations must clean up after themselves
• 09/02/11 Osama bin Laden died a failure and he knew it
• 09/01/11 Time to retire political pie in the face
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• 08/17/11 Time to prepare for the end game in Libya
• 08/16/11: ‘Super Committee’ starts facing reality
• 08/15/11: World's fastest plane disappears even faster
• 08/12/11: British cops track rioters through security cameras
• 08/11/11: Relax. There is no Death Star
• 08/10/11: House pages run final errands
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