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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 22, 2011 / 19 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Apple's iPhone was revealed Thursday to contain a chip which records every place you go with the phone. It's scary. Nobody knows how many people in Los Angeles are lying to their spouses, but T-Mobile's network hasn't been this overloaded since the last earthquake.

Major League Baseball seized the L.A. Dodgers Wednesday from Frank and Jamie McCourt. He is deeply in real estate debt and she sleeps with the chauffeur. When they came to town six years ago and vowed to embrace the local culture, everybody thought they meant Hispanic outreach.

The Federal Aviation Administration fired an air traffic controller last week when he was caught watching a movie on his computer while at work in the tower. It's not hard to understand. The controller said he was only watching a movie because he couldn't sleep.

NBC executives expressed worry that Donald Trump may leave his top-rated show to run for president. It's the network's only hit now and it brings in millions in ad revenue. Things are so bad at NBC that last night the NBC peacock walked into KFC and surrendered.

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal sought more help in cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico on anniversary of the BP oil spill. It wasn't all bad news. The oil seeped up the Mississippi and into the cotton fields, yielding a bumper crop of polyester pants which give at the waist.

President Obama warned a town hall meeting in Virginia Tuesday that America can no longer spend more money than it takes in. He was acting out of sheer panic. The day before, Standard and Poor's downgraded the U.S. credit ratings forecast from stable to Nicolas Cage.

Standard and Poor's downgraded the U.S. debt forecast Monday despite White House lobbying. The debt problem is officially real. Barack Obama never thought that the three o'clock in the morning call would be Red China telling us they're about to attach our wages.

Lindsay Lohan urged senators to pass a bill giving gang members drug intervention while in jail. That's shrewd. She thinks helping fellow inmates get drug counseling will be enough to keep them from asking her to read their screenplays for the next thirty days.

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