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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 19, 2011 / 15 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jesse Jackson was accused by his gay former travel assistant Friday of unwanted sex advances. The restitution is tricky. The fired gay assistant may face a long wait for any money but when he demanded front and back pay, he didn't have to wait long for the laugh.

ABC News interviewed the Kentucky couple whose six-year-old daughter was shown on a YouTube video being patted down at the airport by a TSA agent Monday. The little girl is just fine now. To help calm her down, the parents took her to Applebee's for a drink.

The L.A. Dodgers held their first home stand since gang members beat up a Giants fan in the parking lot on Opening Day. It affects everything at the ballpark. Most teams use a pitching coach to help a pitcher with his release but the Dodgers use a hostage negotiator.

The Postal Service accidentally put the wrong Statue of Liberty on their new postage stamps. They used a picture of the replica in Las Vegas instead of the one in New York Harbor. The main difference between them is, a lot more Italians came through Las Vegas.

Oprah Winfrey announced Thursday that Barack and Michelle Obama will be guests on her show during Oprah's final week on the air. There will be the usual publicity stunts. During the taping, every member of the studio audience will be given a tax increase.

President Obama spoke at a party fundraiser in Chicago on Thursday. He was clearly glad to be there. It does him good to get home from time to time and breathe the air of the only city in America that offered to make corruption an Olympic demonstration sport.

The GOP Congress passed the Ryan Budget Friday which would slash trillions from the debt and greatly reduce the budget deficit. The president warned it'll turn America into a Third World country. It could work out after we out-source all the jobs to ourselves.

President Obama sounded conciliatory in an ABC News interview Friday urging both parties to work on the debt ceiling. He said he wants to reduce the national debt in a fair and balanced way. Nothing says conciliatory like quoting the Fox News motto on ABC News.

Major League Baseball admitted Tuesday that attendance is way down this season. They are going to have to make a few adjustments to the rules to get the fans back. Last night Commissioner Selig announced the league will adopt a Three Mulligan Rule for urine tests.

Zsa Zsa Gabor and husband Prince Frederick von Anhalt announced they are trying to have a baby, even though she's ninety-four years old. For goodness sake let's hope that she bottle-feeds. The expiration date on her milk cartons was Victory in Europe Day.

San Francisco Hospital treated a guy who caught fire while watching a coin-op porno video in an adult store Thursday. He simply burst into flames mid-movie. It's lucky for America's skyscrapers that terrorists always stop off at porn theaters on their way to work.

Donald Trump surged into the lead among GOP presidential primary voters in a poll released Friday. This won't help him keep his ego under control. If Donald Trump were homeless and pushing a shopping cart around town, there would be a cardboard sign on it that reads Trump Cart.

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