In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 18, 2011 / 14 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | ABC announced the network will cancel its popular daytime dramas All My Children and One Life to Live. They will be replaced by lifestyle shows on cooking. It's the worst thing to happen to soap opera fans since The Clintons were canceled by the two term limit.

Barry Bonds was convicted on only one count in his steroids trial in San Francisco on Wednesday. The slugger got a hung jury on all perjury charges. Bonds was convicted of obstruction of justice and obstructing three people sitting behind him in the movie theater.

Texans were livid Tuesday after NASA's four space shuttles were handed to museums in New York, Florida, California and Virginia. No one can believe Houston didn't get one. Houston is named after the general who defeated Mexico and Obama is still angry about it.

Bolivia proposed Wednesday that the U.N. grant human rights to the Earth and create the Ministry of Earth. The ministry would have power to prosecute the Earth's violators. Oil companies will be in so much legal trouble that BP might as well change its name to OJ.

Donald Trump challenged President Obama to produce a birth certificate proving he was born in the United States. It would anger a lot of people if it turned out Obama was born in another country. The presidency is not one of the jobs that Americans refuse to do.

Congress passed a budget Thursday which both parties claim includes thirty-nine billion dollars in spending cuts. However, the CBO said they only cut three hundred fifty-two million in actual spending. They were never really going to build that John Glenn Freeway to Mars.

Joe Biden fell asleep in the audience while listening to President Obama's speech on the budget deficit. The cameras caught him snoozing away. The vice president's office said he wasn't being disrespectful, he was shooting a training film for air traffic controllers.

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant was fined a hundred thousand dollars Tuesday by the NBA for using a gay slur on an NBA referee after a technical. Kobe was baffled by the fine and the uproar. He thought he was using the politically correct term for game fixer.

Jesse Jackson was subject of a harassment complaint by his gay travel assistant Tom Bennett. He said Jackson made him get women for him at hotels. The complaint, filed in Chicago, requests back and front pay, which is an idea he got from the Escort Rate Card.

USA Today ran a survey Thursday showing that only forty-five percent of Americans have jobs. It's changed everything. Guys in Los Angeles who used to tell women in bars that they were casting directors now tell them they're the hiring manager for Google.

The Conspirators directed by Robert Redford opens Friday about the organized plot to assassinate President Lincoln. Critics say the movie has a lot in common with today's times. The Secret Service is staffing up to interview everybody who sees it more than once.

Charleston marked the one hundred fiftieth anniversary of the start of the Civil War Tuesday with a reenactment of the attack on Fort Sumter off the South Carolina coast. No one's ever commemorated the end of the Civil War. We are still waiting for it to happen.

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