Jewish World Review April 11, 2011 / 7 Nissan, 5771
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama's lifelong pal and holiday host Bobby Titcomb was arrested in Hawaii for soliciting prostitutes Thursday. Dozens of hookers and customers were rounded up during an elaborate sting operation in Honolulu. State police called it Operation Don Ho.
Mexico had huge street demonstrations Wednesday by citizens who were protesting Mexico's crackdown on the drug traffickers. The people are concerned about a cash shortage. When Charlie Sheen got sober last month it hit Mexico like a stock market crash.
The Weather Channel warned Thursday that the warm winter over the Arctic Ocean severely damaged the ozone layer over the North Pole. Scientists say the ozone hole has grown by forty percent. It's the biggest hole in the sky that's not on a Southwest plane.
Southwest Airlines pulled two hundred planes out of the air for intensive inspection Tuesday. The bad news is that large holes have been opening up in the ceiling of the airline's fuselages. The good news is there's a lot more room in the overhead compartment.
President Obama said Thursday that green energy will be worth the expense. People can't believe their utility bills lately. With the price of water and power it's more cost-effective to go to Wal-Mart and buy a replacement shirt for a dollar than it is to do laundry.
Moammar Khadaffi wrote Barack Obama a letter Thursday telling him he will always be his son. What a generous winner. Who'd have believed after three weeks of war, Moammar Khadaffi's government would still be running and Obama's government would shut down.
L.A. residents boiled in anger about Mexican gangs beating a white fan in the Dodgers Stadium parking lot. The team owners don't know what to do about Mexican gangs in the stadium. Every season they raise beer prices, but that just seems to make them angrier.
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump accepted the invitation on Thursday to fly down to Florida and address Tea Party members at the Tea Party convention in Boca Raton. He's still new to politics. He thinks he is there to tell Starbucks that it's fired.
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