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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 8, 2011 / 4 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Moammar Khadaffi sent President Obama a personal letter on Wednesday asking him to call off the war. He wrote Obama that he's pulling for him to win re-election and added that Obama will always be his son. Donald Trump spent the entire evening resting his case.

Donald Trump will drive the pace car in the Indianapolis 500 race in May for the race's one hundredth anniversary. He doesn't realize that he's driving an experimental lap. Safety engineers want to see how a race car handles with twin airbags on the driver's side.

The White House worked hard to prevent a shutdown Wednesday. That would leave Americans with no federal government, cheap labor and free trade. The South could observe the one hundred fiftieth anniversary of the Civil War Tuesday by declaring victory.

President Obama warned workers at a wind turbine factory in New York Wednesday to get used to high gas prices until his green-energy policies take root. That's not what they came to hear. Gas prices are so high in New York that the rats are car-pooling in from New Jersey.

The White House had mountains of dirt on the lawn Wednesday from all the digging on the secret underground construction project. It's believed to be a tunnel in case of an attack by Iran or North Korea. President Obama has an exit strategy when it matters to him.

CBS News reported that four suspected drug smugglers were arrested in West Africa this week after an unregistered airplane went down in Mali. The plane crashed with ten tons of cocaine onboard. The Hollywood Reporter called it the worst air disaster in history.

Bristol Palin reported making a quarter million dollars last year giving speeches. The Palins have a nice racket. Sarah makes a fortune giving speeches saying sexual abstinence works and Bristol makes a fortune giving speeches saying sexual abstinence doesn't work.

Toyota announced it will use Microsoft software to develop technology to bring data navigation and entertainment to hybrid cars. Great. If there's anything more entertaining than a car that speeds up for no reason it's a car that turns blue and shuts off for no reason.

Pastor Terry Jones incited Afghan rioting by burning a Koran on his Florida church lawn. It doesn't bother him. This is the part of Florida where certain groups will meet at night and declare that burning the U.S. flag is sacrilegious, just before they light the cross.

Oklahoma broke out in more brushfires Wednesday as the Sooner State endured the driest conditions since the Great Depression. No one wants another Dust Bowl. This time the Oklahomans moving west to California would collide with the Mexicans moving north to California and create a chicken fried burrito that'll explode the obesity epidemic.

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