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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 5, 2011 / 1 Nissan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Bronx Zoo announced that the poisonous cobra that escaped its cage was found and returned Friday. A massive and focused search by city, state and federal agencies tracked down the Indian cobra and put him back in his cage. Still nothing yet on bin Laden.

Sea World welcomed back Tilikum the Killer Whale a year after he killed his female trainer in front of a full house. He got away with it and he didn't pay one penny in legal fees. The next time Robert Blake wants to get rid of his wife, he is going to do it underwater.

Del Monte recalled thousands of crates of cantaloupe harvested in Central California due to salmonella. The president was too preoccupied with Libya to comment. The difference between salmonella and the White House is that salmonella has an exit strategy.

Hillary Clinton notched her highest job approval rating ever in the Gallup Poll Friday at sixty-seven percent. She's twenty-five points ahead of Obama's number. President Obama is so unpopular that Kenyans have begun claiming he was born in the United States.

President Obama said the U.S. was not at war in Libya while announcing the attack on Moammar Khadaffi's forces. He said we don't want regime change but insisted Khadaffi must go. The CIA thinks the easiest way to assassinate Moammar Khadaffi is to confuse him to death.

Moammar Khadaffi rejected a cease-fire offer Friday when rebels offered truce terms to ease him out of power in Libya. The whole world is focused on regime change. Even the Libyans wonder who's going to replace Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Aflac Duck.

Al-Qaeda of Yemen released its new lifestyle magazine called Inspire on Tuesday, which includes an advice column, entertainment and fashion news. The first issue was a little tough. Now that al-Qaeda is America's ally in Libya they're searching for their editorial voice.

President Obama had to turn down an invitation from the Washington Nationals to throw out the season's first pitch Friday due to schedule conflicts. He was replaced by Larry King. It's the first time anybody's thrown out a sixteen-inch softball on Opening Day.

The Kennedys mini-series debuted on Reelz on Sunday starring Greg Kinnear as Jack Kennedy. It's a challenge. Greg Kinnear has always played carefree bachelors, but this is the first one who ever had a missile crisis that didn't end up in a lecture from a urologist.

GE was sued into reporting on Tuesday that it paid no federal taxes last year. Documents show GE cleared fourteen billion in profits and got thirty-six billion in U.S. contracts and paid no federal taxes. Forget GE, it's the Freedom of Information Act that brings good things to light.

The Transportation Department said Friday that traffic fatalities hit an all-time low last year. The species has adapted. Americans have learned to text without looking down at the phone and they only drive Toyotas between midnight and four in the morning.

Psychology Today ran a survey showing Manhattan is the clinical depression capital of America. The city suicide hotline links you directly to a list of psychiatrists' offices. If you tell them you're feeling suicidal they make you pay up front and they don't take checks.

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