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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 1, 2011 / 26 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama gave a speech in Washington Wednesday about the need to convert from oil to renewable energy before the oil runs out. Americans are sick of hearing about it. By the time the United States of America runs out of oil it'll be Greater Mexico's problem.

CBS News offered Katie Couric a spot on CBS' 60 Minutes after her contract runs out as anchor. Viewership is way down. The network audience is shrinking so fast that Scott Pelley was selected as the new CBS News anchor because he has a really large family.

Lindsay Lohan announced Tuesday she will drop her last name and simply go by the name Lindsay. It's a PR ploy that works sometimes. Moammar Khadaffi might get the U.S. and Britain to stop trying to overthrow him if he'd change his name to The Devil You Know.

Hillary Clinton promised Congress Wednesday that the U.S. will not supply arms to the rebels in Libya now that it appears al-Qaeda has joined the insurgency against Khadaffi. It would be chaos. Imagine al-Qaeda's embarrassment when they used U.S.-made shoulder-fired anti-aircraft weapons to shoot down an airliner that their co-workers were hijacking.

Al-Qaeda claimed Wednesday to have hidden one hundred and sixty nuclear devices around the U.S. in schools and buildings. It's a long-range plan. They say they're waiting for just the right time to set them off, one out before the Chicago Cubs win the World Series.

Senator Harry Reid blamed a potential government shutdown on Tea Partiers. The politicians are trying desperately to avoid a shutdown. It would lay off all non-essential government workers, close all government offices, halt all government programs, withhold government subsidies, suspend foreign aid and elect Ron Paul president pro-tem.

Syria's dictator Bashar al-Assad gave a threatening speech in Damascus Wednesday, accusing agents from the West of stirring up revolt against Islam. The dictator insists he's a reformer. He just authorized a strip club in Damascus which offers full facial nudity.

Syria teetered near the edge of revolution Wednesday as riots broke out nationwide against the dictatorial rule of Bashar Assad. However, we're not taking military action in Syria because there's nothing there for us. We've got all the heroin we need in Afghanistan.

An FDA chemist was busted for insider trading Tuesday after he used his knowledge of soon-to-be-approved drugs to buy drug stocks. He used seven brokerage firms and never used his real name and still got caught. The only reason we won World War II is because Einstein was smart enough to know that a girl in a bar might be wearing a wire.

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