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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 27, 2010 / 13 Iyar 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Securities and Exchange Commission investigators were busted for watching porn on computers during the Wall Street crash two years ago. What idiots. They never knew there'd be more screwing to watch on Wall Street than on their computer screens.


Larry King called off his divorce to Shawn Southwick in Beverly Hills Thursday after she claimed he fell in love with her sister. In the past forty years he's been divorced eight times by seven women. Larry King is the inspiration for twin beds.


Kappa Alpha fraternity banned the wearing of Confederate uniforms at Old South parties Friday. The kids tried to meet the Yankees halfway. However it didn't mollify anybody when they all wore number forty-two on their uniforms on Jackie Robinson Day.


The NCAA agreed to a ten billion dollar deal Friday from CBS Sports and Turner to air the annual college basketball tournament. It's staggering. The reason President Obama plays golf instead of basketball is that basketball's become just too profitable.


Arizona's governor signed a bill allowing cops to arrest illegal aliens. A forty-mile region north of the border has been overrun and seized by deadly drug gangs. President Obama denounced the law and told Arizonans to get used to a two-state solution.


The White House moved Thursday to curb Wall Street's derivatives market used by investment bankers to make risk-free millions. You can't prosecute them. They'll just plead innocent in court then hedge their plea by betting against their acquittal.


The SEC decided to sue Goldman Sachs for shortselling mortgage securities they were selling to other customers. It's not illegal to sell investors a deal that's destined to fail. The employees in Wrigley Field's box office were happy to hear that.


The White House released a report Friday saying that U.S. kids are so overweight it's a threat to national security. They don't exercise. In Beverly Hills Little League if a player gets four balls he doesn't walk, his mom drives him to first base.


South Park creators were threatened with death by Muslims for the show's depiction of Prophet Muhammed on Comedy Central. The network caved in and edited it. They could have hired security guards but no one's hiring now that they have to pay for health care.


USA Today reported Tuesday that forty-one doctors are running for House seats or Senate seats this fall. They had no choice but to go to Washington D.C. personally. Their income's been cut so much by health care reform that they can't afford lobbyists.


President Obama backed away Friday from Democrat Alexi Giannoulias, who's running for his former Senate seat in Illinois. The guy is connected to a crooked bank, which is connected to Obama's indicted fundraiser Tony Rezko, who's connected to the mayor of Chicago. Before this is over President Obama will be showing his Kenyan birth certificate as an alibi.

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