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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 14, 2009 / 20 Nisan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House admitted Monday that President Obama had not selected a church to join in the week leading up to Easter. He's looking for a perfect fit. That would be where he could worship Jesus on a prayer rug facing Mecca and a Teleprompter.


A Turkish student trying to get a pilot's license in Canada stole a Cessna and flew across the U.S. hoping he would be shot down. There was no hostile intent. If he was going to bring down an office building he would have gotten a broker's license.


Yankee Stadium was christened Monday when an American bald eagle landed on the hand of Captain Sully Sullenberger at home plate. That's typecasting for you. Fred Astaire couldn't get rid of Ginger Rogers and Sully Sullenberger can't get rid of birds.


Fast and Furious had the biggest movie opening of the year last week. It's got fast cars and huge trucks flying all over the road. Americans no longer fantasize about sex, danger or science fiction, just about high-powered engines and low mileage.


Michael Jordan accepted election to the Basketball Hall of Fame on Monday with great reluctance. His gratitude was mixed with burning pride. He still thinks he can return and be a great player but the court order says fifty feet from all casinos.


South Carolina's Department of Archives began selling old Confederate war bonds Monday to raise money for upkeep. They're selling for eight times their face value in U.S. dollars. If they could sell enough of these to China the South could rise again.


Homeland Security went on alert Monday after a Turkish student in Canada stole a Cessna in Ontario and flew across America's mid-section hoping to be shot down by U.S. jets. The danger was minimal. Fifteen years ago a Cessna crashed into the White House just outside Hillary's bedroom window, so the president was never in any danger.


NASA reported satellite measurements of the Arctic Ocean Monday revealing that its reserve of thick ice is melting at a fast rate. It makes no sense. Scientists cannot explain how the ice shelf is breaking up and yet the Clintons remain together.


Queen Elizabeth was photographed holding her purse while inside her own apartments during the G-20 summit. It's a signal to staffers. When she holds her purse on her arm, she's enjoying herself; when it's in her hand, it's a signal to staffers to get rid of her guest; and when it's opened up, it means there's another divorce settlement underway.


President Obama addressed Turkey's parliament Monday where he redefined the U.S. relationship with the Muslim world. Their eyes glazed over as his speech reached its eighty-ninth minute. He has got a lot of nerve saying that Americans don't torture.


President Obama apologized in France for American arrogance. During the trip he bowed to the Saudi king, he apologized to France and he told Muslims in Turkey he's one of them. Hospital emergency rooms nationwide report a surge of patients coming in with symptoms of buyer's remorse, and only half of them have insurance.


North Korea's Kim Jong Il's left arm jerked involuntarily while watching a rocket launch during his first public appearance since his stroke last summer. This guy is launching rockets, he's holding female American journalists prisoner, and he's not in complete control of his body. It's just a matter of time before Hillary Clinton forgives him.

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