May 22, 2013
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May 20, 2013
Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?
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May 13, 2013
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Why the giving of the document that would permanently change the world could only be done in desolation
David G. Savage:
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May 10, 2013
Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be
May 8, 2013
Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross :
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May 6, 2013
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April 29, 2013
Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
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April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May:
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April 24, 2013
Jewish World Review
April 7, 2009
/ 13 Nisan 5769
And now for the important news ....
The White House issued a toll-free number for a recorded foreign policy update from Hillary Clinton on Friday, but the number turned out to be a phone sex line. It was an honest goof. They accidentally gave out the number for the Bill Clinton update.
Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano changed the name of the War on Terror to the overseas contingency operations. She also changed terror attacks to man-caused disasters. This time next year, March Madness will be known as Bipolar Disorder Month.
The Guiding Light was canceled by CBS Friday after seventy-two-years. This is another colossally stupid network decision. Just when ten percent of the country is out of work and sitting home watching soap operas, CBS decides to broadcast dead air.
Illinois's former governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted for fraud on Friday. It's unfair. When he tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat for a million dollars last September he had no idea it would only be worth three hundred thousand dollars six months later.
North Korea was seen in satellite photos on Thursday fueling an ICBM missile for Saturday's launch. Google Earth doesn't lie. It's a miracle that technology invented for watching nude sunbathers in their backyards has a dual purpose for national security.
The Kentucky Wildcats signed basketball coach John Calipari for thirty million dollars. The job also has tremendous benefits. After six months of recruiting in living rooms all across the country you know every Queen Latifah movie backwards and forward.
The New York Yankees were reported Wednesday to be having trouble selling their five-thousand-dollar box seats. The perks that come with the tickets are nice. If you give a pitcher the thumbs down during a tough inning a lion will come out and eat him.
Oscar-winning actress Cloris Leachman publicized her just-released autobiography Friday by posing nude in front of cameras wearing nothing but lettuce. There was no danger of exposure. All the farm workers have back to Mexico because of the economy.
French first lady Carla Sarkozy took Michelle Obama on a tour of the Strasbourg Cathedral on Friday. It was very chilly inside. Carla Sarkozy walked around with that I-am-a-supermodel air and Michelle had that air of Queen-Elizabeth-likes-me-best.
President Obama told the G-20 conference in London Thursday the U.S. will be a good team player on the world stage from now on. Everyone's skeptical. Gary Sheffield says the same thing every spring but by September he's split the team in two with his demands.
The Group of 20 nations meeting in London Thursday agreed to clamp down on corporate tax havens like Luxembourg. High taxes prevent illegal immigration. Mexican workers won't come to the United States anymore because they have bigger plans with their lives.
Congress voted Thursday to give the FDA power to regulate tobacco. This is the perfect chance for the tobacco states to legalize pot smoking. Restaurant patrons may not like the smell at first but everybody will be used to it by the third dessert.
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