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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 2, 2009 / 8 Nisan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton blamed America's illegal drug habit for Mexico border violence Friday. Let's watch the fun. If her anti-drug campaign is as successful as her health care program was, within two years drugs will be legal and Congress will be Republican.


The American College of Cardiology said Tuesday that NFL fans are so rabid that a team losing the Super Bowl risks giving fatal heart attacks to its fans. Not so fast. The study wasn't adjusted for the pork rinds and empty beer bottles and couches where the heart attacks occurred.


Dexter starring Michael C. Hall became an iPhone game Monday in which the idea is to butcher someone while the audience roots for you. Dexter only murders villains. When you download the game you have to specify whether you are Democrat or Republican.


Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said Sunday there are no plans to shoot down North Korea's soon-to-be-launched missile. All the U.S. states it could reach voted for Obama. Every day, the GOP's prospects for the next presidential election look a little brighter.


President Obama flew off to the London economic conference Tuesday. He brought five hundred Americans along with him on the trip. Barack Obama didn't stop at returning the bust of Churchill to England, now he is returning the white businessmen.


President Obama promised GM workers Monday that he would not let them lose their jobs. He's expected to put union leaders and environmentalists on the GM board. The plan is to save the company by retooling three plants to manufacture picket signs.


President Obama fired GM CEO Rick Wagoner Monday for favoring trucks and SUVs over hybrid compacts. It's insane. The U.S. crushed Japan sixty-four years ago using huge Pratt and Whitney engines, and apparently we learned nothing from the experience.


President Obama was on Capitol Hill to urge moderate Democrats to back his budget bill. Each baby born in the U.S. now owes eighteen thousand dollars in debt. A month ago Americans were furious at Nadya Suleman for having eight babies, but today she's the only thing standing between Social Security and insolvency.


Chinese TV women's show host Yang Lan signed with Creative Artists Agency in Beverly Hills Monday. She was educated at Columbia and has two hundred million viewers daily in China. She got her start as host of the country's favorite game show, Tiananmen Squares.


President Obama told CBS' 60 Minutes that a year ago he would never have guessed that Iraq would become the least of his problems. He was just happy to be elected leader of the free world. It's icing on the cake that he can seize the banks.

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