Jewish World Review April 17, 2008 / 12 Nissan 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Herschel Walker said in his book released Monday that he had a multiple personality disorder throughout his football career. He said he managed twelve separate personalities. It should have been apparent during his senior season when he beat Clemson by himself.
American Idol topped the ratings again last week for Fox Network. Many tune in for the judges. It's fun to see an erratic woman, a smooth black guy and a cranky white guy arguing over something besides which one of them should be elected president.
Hillary Clinton accused Barack Obama of elitism as she downed a shot of Crown Royal in an Indiana bar Saturday. She meant well. Leave it to Hillary to order a super premium Canadian whiskey to show her solidarity with America's working class.
Barack Obama played basketball on HBO's Real Sports Tuesday. His brother-in-law said he used to play like a black player but now he plays white to avoid any injuries. Whenever he drives the lane he stops to make sure the kids are buckled in.
Delta Airlines was reported Tuesday to be near approval of a merger with Northwest Airlines as regulators went over details. It's huge. If you combine the number of passengers in their economy class cabins, only Zimbabwe lets more people starve every day.
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