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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 30, 2007 / 12 Iyar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The National Football League held its annual player draft Saturday. The talent available was awesome. The Washington Redskins almost drafted Rosie O'Donnell now that she's available, but then they realized they aren't that mad at the Dallas Cowboys.


Richard Gere apologized to India Friday for kissing an Indian actress during a telethon in New Delhi, resulting in a warrant for his arrest. It's disastrous that he won't be allowed back in India. Every actor's Plan B is employment in a customer call center.


Phil Spector's murder trial got huge ratings in Los Angeles Friday. The record producer showed up on the first day wearing a white suit and open collared-shirt and a shaggy wig. Reminding any L.A. jury of the disco era automatically softens them up.


Richard Nixon was the toast of Broadway with the opening of the hit play Nixon and Frost Sunday. Taped conversations show that he casually used anti-Semitic and sexist and racist language. There is a statue of him in the lobby of Def Jam Records.


Los Angeles observed the fifteenth anniversary Sunday of the rioting that followed L.A. cops beating Rodney King. The city is still feeling the effects of that night. As black people took to the streets in protest, illegal aliens moved into their houses.


The U.S. dollar plummeted against the British pound in money markets Friday. The pound may be popular because it's got Queen Elizabeth's picture. Americans always re-think the revolution after they get a good look at all the presidential candidates.


Alaska's former senator Mike Gravel got rave reviews Friday after the Democratic presidential debates. He promised he would throw President Bush in jail. Banana Republic just offered him a million dollars to wear their golf cap in the next debate.


Bill Clinton skipped Thursday night's Democratic presidential debate to attend a fundraiser for Hillary in Brooklyn. He fiercely defends her. He's so mad at the New York Post for criticizing Hillary that he's threatened to cancel all his personal ads.


Mexico's attorney general Eduardo Medina Mora flew to Washington Friday for talks. He is waging a one-man war on Mexico's drug cartels. Nevertheless, no one in Washington appreciated his courage until Friday, when he posed for pictures with Alberto Gonzales.

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