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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 27, 2007 / 9 Iyar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Boris Yeltsin was given a state funeral in Moscow Wednesday, with a horse-drawn carriage taking Russia's first democratically-elected leader through Red Square. President Vladimir Putin was brief but eloquent in his eulogy. He said he didn't do it.


The NFL will hold its college player draft Saturday in New York. It's an annual tradition. Every year we give four hundred college boys a million dollar bonus and an all-expense-paid trip to New York just to give Homeland Security a little practice.


CBS Sports refused to air a John Daly commercial showing him singing in a honky-tonk bar, grabbing a beer and riding in a golf cart with pals. That's how nervous the networks are. They won't air any scene where people might be telling racist jokes.


The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning Tuesday that California hogs may have been fed contaminated pet food. This story will never go away. Now the cops are investigating Alec Baldwin for trying to poison his daughter at feeding time.


The View on Disney-owned ABC dropped Rosie O'Donnell, even after she agreed to stop talking about George Bush. The president has no leverage over ABC. Disney is not a defense contractor, unless you count the war rationales we buy from Fantasyland.


The Democratic Party held its first presidential candidates' debate on Thursday in South Carolina. John Kerry and Al Gore have already said they won't run. That means the Democrats are going to have to think of some other way to blow the election.


Rudy Giuliani told a New Hampshire crowd Tuesday that more terrorist attacks will result if a Democrat is elected to the White House. This politically correct language is annoying. Back in the Eighties it was called office hanky-panky, in the Nineties it was called sexual harassment, and now it's called a terrorist attack.


Hillary Clinton criticized the Halliburton board of directors' decision to move company headquarters to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates. You can look at a map and see why Halliburton moved there. It's located just outside the long arm of the law.


Condi Rice was subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee Wednesday to testify about false pre-war intelligence which led to the war. We know how this will go. The Secretary of State will raise her right hand and swear to tell the truth, and that will get a longer laugh than Ed Ames's tomahawk throw on the Johnny Carson show.

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