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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 24, 2007 / 5 Iyar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The World Poker Tour championship got underway Saturday at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. The competition was down to the final two players last night. Alec Baldwin won a million dollar pot when he insulted a twelve-year-old girl and Don Imus folded.


Thirty Rock star Alec Baldwin blew up during his child custody battle with Kim Basinger. He left his daughter an angry phone message which his ex-wife made public. This could spiral out of control if somebody doesn't get Kim Basinger a hit show pretty soon.


Alec Baldwin left a phone message for his twelve-year-old daughter calling her a rude and thoughtless little pig. It was completely inappropriate language. Twelve-year-old children in Beverly Hills are little monsters, not little pigs.


The NFL quizzed each prospective draftee about past drug use before Saturday's player draft in New York. Innocent bystanders always get hurt. After Barack Obama admitted to past use of cocaine, he went sailing past Hillary Clinton in fund-raising.


John McCain performed a surfer song parody to an Arizona crowd Thursday, singing Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran. He's finished. Any comedian will tell you that the only thing more despicable than bombing people from ten thousand feet is a song parody.


Al Gore pulled out of an environmental conference in Miami Friday when he found out that Colombian president Alvaro Uribe was going to be in attendance. He must be careful from now on. Once you win an Oscar you start attracting Colombians like flies.


Tennessee preacher's wife Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter of her husband Thursday. He made her wear platform shoes and a wig and do unnatural things, so she killed him. E-Harmony just asked her if she'd like to meet Phil Spector.

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