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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 16, 2007 / 28 Nissan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NFL posted a new conduct policy Friday to try to stop criminal behavior by players. There have been fifty arrests since season's end. Whenever the Cincinnati Bengals hold an intra-squad game, it's the Orange Stripes versus the Orange Jumpsuits.


North Carolina completely cleared three Duke lacrosse players Thursday of rape charges falsely filed by a stripper last year. A lot of names were ruined. Right after the allegations, the city of La Crosse changed its name to Consensual, Wisconsin.


Snoop Dogg defended the right of rap artists to use racist and sexist language in lyrics on Friday. White guys can't say these things. Don Imus might get another radio show as long as he never tells anybody that CBS Radio gave him the old heave ho.


Don Imus met with the Rutgers women's basketball team Thursday and apologized to them for hours. It left a sour taste. Don Imus just got a telegram from the Stetson showroom in New York saying if he's going to grovel he will have to give back the hat.


Don Imus's wife Deirdre's book tour was canceled Thursday. The book is about household cleaning. She'd have to spend a month explaining that tips on how to remove fingerprints from ebony had nothing to do with getting away with the murder of Al Sharpton.


Tony Blair said Wednesday that the increase in gun and knife murders in London is caused by black culture. He blamed rap music for encouraging crime. It didn't help when Snoop Dogg's latest release requires eight hundred hours of community service.


Los Angeles was clobbered by high winds Friday resulting in downed power lines and brushfires. Local weather forecasters predict a brutally hot summer. Suddenly Britney Spears' shaved head and no underwear policy makes her look like a survivalist.


World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz fought desperately to keep his job Thursday after he arranged a huge raise for a female staffer with whom he's having an affair. No one knew he had it in him. If you think a hot car attracts gold-digging women, you should see what you get with a business card that reads Architect of the War in Iraq.

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