Jewish World Review April 27, 2006 / 29 Nissan, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Charlie Sheen was ripped by estranged wife actress Denise
Richards Friday in divorce court filings. We haven't heard the
last of this. An equitable divorce settlement in Los Angeles means
that each party gets fifty percent of the publicity.
Al-Qaeda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi broadcast a thirty-
minute video Tuesday in which he threatens more violence against
America. The video shows how clever he is. To demonstrate how
easily he could attack the United States, he's wearing a sombrero.
New York's former mayor Rudy Giuliani will be in Iowa this
week to campaign for GOP congressman and governor candidate Jim
Nussle. So he must be running for president. The only other time
you see a New Yorker in Iowa is if the plane crashes.
The Smithsonian unveiled new portraits of Bill and Hillary
Clinton on Monday in Washington. The paintings really capture them
the way they were. His portrait shows him relaxing in the Oval
Office while her portrait shows her looking away.
President Bush vowed to find out Tuesday if gas prices are manipulated. They don't need to be rigged. Americans whine and whine about the price of gasoline and then they drive around in motor homes than can beat a Lamborghini off the line.
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