Jewish World Review April 26, 2006 / 28 Nissan, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
USC running back Reggie Bush, it was revealed Sunday, let
his family live in a San Diego house owned by a sports agent. They
packed up and moved as soon as their right to be there was questioned.
That is the difference between U.S. citizens and illegal aliens.
Prince Harry vowed Sunday to resign his commission in the
British Army if he is not sent to Iraq with his regiment. A palace
spokesman said the attention he draws could risk the lives of
everybody around him. He's so much like his mother.
Hillary Clinton raised a million dollars at a Hollywood
dinner Sunday. She's raised twenty million dollars total and is
raising two million a month while running virtually unopposed.
Most wives who want to make their husbands jealous simply have an affair.
Senator Ted Kennedy told NBC's Meet the Press Sunday he will
back John Kerry should he decide to run for president, and not
Hillary. The Democratic primaries could pit the Kennedy legacy
against the Clinton legacy. This could make the Duke lacrosse team
story look like April Love starring Pat Boone and Shirley Jones.
Chinese President Hu Jintao went home Sunday after visits to Seattle and Yale and Washington D.C. His so-called shopping spree was a complete bust. He went to every store in three cities but he couldn't find anything that wasn't made in China.
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