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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 21, 2006 / 23 Nissan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | China's president Hu Jintao was met by President Bush at the White House Thursday with full honors. The president ordered that twenty-one guns be fired. After the smoke cleared it was evident that Don Rumsfeld had survived another purge.


Queen Elizabeth I starring Helen Mirren as the sixteenth- century monarch airs Saturday. It has her famous speech at Tilbury where she inspires the repulsion of a Spanish invasion. She's already leading the polls in the New Hampshire primary.


President Bush addressed educators at Tuskegee University Wednesday. He cited the school as an excellent example of how to train today's students for jobs in tomorrow's economy. They're learning to speak Hindustani and live on a dollar a day.


Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney could be indicted by a grand jury for hitting a Capitol Hill cop at the metal detector. She was outraged he didn't recognize her. She demanded he be fired and replaced by the maitre d' at the Cheesecake Factory.


National League teams heard demands from parents Tuesday that alcohol not be served to left-field bleacher fans when Barry Bonds is in town. There's simply no evidence that sobriety will prevent violence. President Bush is proof of that.


Senator Hillary Clinton received the endorsement Thursday of New York City's firefighters unions. She's careful to stay on good terms with these guys. Every time she releases her financial disclosure reports there is another fire to put out.


Hillary Clinton spoke at a fund-raiser in Seattle last week where she was wildly cheered by Democrats. She didn't mention her husband until late in the speech. The best thing about being a star is that you don't have to open with your best joke.


An Oregon State professor said Wednesday he has invented a miniature reactor that can convert vegetable oil to biodiesel. Don't get your hopes up. Due to its press deadline, Oil and Gas Journal went ahead and ran his obituary three weeks before the car accident.


Al Gore began promoting his book warning about global warming Tuesday. Even the Weather Channel is hyping the crisis. They're showing clips of the plagues from the Ten Commandments and calling it tomorrow's weather forecast for California.


Los Angeles officials found an isolated case of bubonic plague Tuesday. This city sprang right into action. When the newspaper said that Black Death rang up millions in the fourteenth century, a battle broke out for the television rights.

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