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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 17, 2006 / 19 Nissan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Producers by Mel Brooks was signed Tuesday to play at Paris Las Vegas in July. No one can believe Hitler's making a triumphant return to Paris. Las Vegas has exhausted the marketing possibilities for sex, so they have decided to try violence.


Duke's lacrosse team hired Bob Bennett to defend them from a stripper's rape charge. He defended Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones case. If the pattern holds, the next two U.S. senators from North Carolina will be girlfriends of the lacrosse players.


The Lundberg Survey reported gasoline prices climbed at the pump on Tuesday to new record highs. Don't ask the price in Los Angeles. It's enough to know that George Hamilton is dating the daughter of the Chevron station owner in Sherman Oaks.


Los Angeles was shaken by an earthquake Thursday, causing homes to rattle and roll. We're overdue for a big one. Illegal aliens have been asked to enter the United States in two single- file lines on different sides of the San Andreas fault.


Condi Rice insisted Thursday Iran must comply with the world's demand that it stop its nuclear program. She can't dare challenge them to a nuclear exchange. The only American under forty who knows the duck-and-cover drill is Monica Lewinsky.


The White House expressed concern Monday over Iran's nuclear progress. Someday soon Iran could have nuclear missiles that could reach the United States. And everybody thought there was no way to get the illegal aliens to pack up and go home.


Al Gore addressed a Democratic fundraiser Monday in New York City where they raised millions of dollars. He's in an extremely awkward position to criticize the Bush administration's policies. Without oil, Al could never move his arms and legs.


Tiger Woods apologized to Britons Thursday for calling his putting stroke at the Masters spastic. The British said it insults disabled people. With any luck they won't hear about the Jerry Lewis Movie Collection available in video stores Tuesday.


Kentucky voted to outlaw the use of Internet-controlled rifles to kill animals in the woods. The sport came as no surprise. If you ban the Jerry Springer crowd from going after teenage girls on the Internet, all that energy has to go somewhere.


Britney Spears was visited by child protective services Wednesday. They got a report that her infant son fell out of a high chair and hit his head. These illegal immigrant protest marches could wipe out a generation of Hollywood children.

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