Jewish World Review April 11, 2006 / 13 Nissan, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Hugh Hefner celebrated his eightieth birthday on Sunday with
a birthday bash at the Playboy Mansion. It's a holy shrine.
Comedians face the Playboy Mansion three times each day and pray
for the Clintons to make it back into the White House.
The L.A. Times said Sunday Los Angeles Dodger legend Steve
Garvey refuses to pay his debts while living in the lap of luxury.
He spends money he doesn't have, he runs up bills he can't pay,
and he makes a living giving long-winded speeches about integrity. If
he winds up in Congress he won't have to go through freshman orientation.
Dallas was the scene of a protest march by half a million
Hispanics Sunday demanding full citizenship for illegal aliens. It
just doesn't seem right. Illegal aliens are taking good paying
jobs away from Americans that should be going to people in India.
Senator Arlen Specter vowed Sunday he will introduce a new immigration bill next week. Republicans are split between amnesty for illegal aliens and a border wall while Democrats are split between anti-immigration unions and pro-immigration unions. By the time the bill gets through Congress, it'll be a dam in West Virginia.
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