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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 10, 2006 / 12 Nissan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBC Dateline slipped six Muslim men into a NASCAR race to film how they were treated there. Everyone got along just fine. Southerners believe that if you are killed in a racing accident you'll be greeted in paradise by seventy-two Virginians.


President Bush welcomed the Florida Gators national championship basketball team to the White House Thursday. They won the national title with their deadly outside shooting. Who says Dick Cheney isn't a positive role model for young people?


Congress failed to pass immigration reform Friday despite polls showing most Americans want a wall. It won't work. If it's built by the same guys who built the levees in New Orleans, we will be drowning in illegal aliens every time it rains.


The Senate failed to pass an immigration bill Friday and then headed for the airport. The senators appeared to sense the bill was unpopular. The last time this many comedians wore paper bags over their heads it was a roast honoring the Unknown Comic.


Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said Thursday the president has the right to wiretap Americans without a warrant. It caused panic. War critics are so afraid to have phone sex there have been no accidents on Los Angeles freeways for two days.


Senator Ted Kennedy wrote a new book about growing up Kennedy called America Back on Track. He wants America to know what we can learn from his brothers. They were taught from the time they were little boys to always share Marilyn Monroe.


Bill Clinton will be the keynote speaker at the annual dinner of the Joint Center for Political and Economic Studies Tuesday. He will also be given their fourth annual Great American Award. They previously honored Vernon Jordan, Muhammed Ali and Jimmy Carter, but this marks the first time the award will go to a comedian.


Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig promised to erase any steroid-tainted home run records. It affects Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire. By the time the home run record is returned to the Maris family it will have made more wrong turns than Amelia Earhart.


Steven Spielberg agreed Thursday to host an Apprentice-type television show for aspiring moviemakers. It sounds like fun. Sixteen finalists will be invited to prove they have what it takes to succeed in Hollywood, a relative in the business.


The White House revealed plans Monday to build a base on the moon from which to fly manned missions to Mars. What a waste of money. If Republicans want to hit a golf ball four thousand yards they should just buy the clubs Tiger Woods is using.


U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney apologized Thursday for hitting a Capitol Hill cop in the head with her cell phone. Her story continues to evolve. Now she says that she was trying to find out once and for all whether cell phones cause brain damage.


Senator Chuck Schumer said Wednesday the Democrats could take control of the Senate in November if everything breaks right. They see things turning their way. Ben and Jerry's just introduced a brand-new ice cream flavor called Impeach-a-Mint.


John Kerry spoke at Al Sharpton's National Action Network on Friday. The two of them alternated every twenty minutes. Kerry would put them to sleep and then Sharpton shocked them, and after one session half the room quit cigarettes for good.


William F. Buckley praised Hillary Clinton Monday, alarming conservatives. She steals votes from Republicans because of her tribal appeal to Episcopalians and Methodists. Her campaign contributors all want the same thing from her, a knighthood.

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