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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 7, 2006 / 9 Nissan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tiger Woods served dinner at the annual Masters banquet Tuesday. He wore his green jacket with a white handkerchief and red golf shirt. He looked enough like the Mexican flag that a thousand protesters followed him from the kitchen to his car.


The Washington Nationals hold their home opener in the nation's capital this week. The game of baseball is a needed life lesson for all the lobbyists in the stands. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.


Barry Bonds wept on camera and talked about his kids and his dog when he was confronted about allegations Tuesday. It might work for him. When Richard Nixon tried the same thing it bought him another twenty-two years before he had to retire.


Wal-Mart ignored protests Wednesday and sold Brokeback Mountain on DVD in all stores. To ban the movie would be inconsistent. Wal-Mart carries webcams in the computer department in the belief that how a teenager gets rich is own business.


The FAA declared an impasse Wednesday in talks between the U.S. government and the air traffic controllers' union. Let's hope they don't walk off the job. We would have to hire Mexicans to replace them just to make sure they are not al-Qaeda.


The U.S. Senate debated Wednesday but failed to reach a consensus on the status of twelve million illegal aliens. Hispanic activists vow they are determined to stay in America and live free. Now all they have to do is qualify for disability.


San Diego schools banned displaying the U.S. flag on Wednesday to avoid offending Hispanic students. The American Civil Liberties Union is justifiably outraged. You are not allowed to ban the flag in this country, you are only allowed to burn it.


Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney hit a Capitol Hill cop with her cell phone and could face charges. There's video of the black woman hitting the cop. When news editors in Los Angeles saw the pictures they thought the negative had been flipped.


Hillary Clinton spoke to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce in Washington D.C. Wednesday. She quoted some of her husband's old lines in her speech and they all worked. When she left the conference there were three blondes waiting in her car.

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