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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 14, 2005 / 5 Adar II, 5765

You may be a news junkie if...

By Dave Weinbaum

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | You turn the volume up during one of Chris Matthew's tirades.

You show up for an Ann Coulter book signing hoping to get lucky.

You think Don Imus gives a better interview than Tim Russert.

You look forward to Sunday Morning Interview shows and TIVO shows you aren't watching for later.

You're fascinated by the subtle wit of George Will.

You've toured at least one network newsroom.

You've found Lib talk radio without a Global Positioning Guide.

You make love during O'Reilly Factor reruns.

You read www.jewishworldreview.com every day. (How'd I do, Boss?)

You give Hannity 3 hours a day on the radio, and then watch Hannity and Colmes on the tube, later.

You wake up at 3 AM, and check the Drudge report before going to the bathroom...then once again after.

You sleep within arm's reach of your PC.

You've found a conservative on Bill Maher's Real Time HBO show.

You seek out other news junkies at parties and test your knowledge against theirs.

You become an expert at finding out well-hidden facts to prove your blogs.

You have a Greta Van Susteren poster on your bedroom wall.

You've actually witnessed a guest that was allowed to answer a Chris Matthew's question, BEFORE he answered it for him.

You think Geraldo Rivera is the Willie Loman of the news Biz.

You know better than to cross Brit Hume.

You blog with two computers at the same time.

You call/write/email a news program at least once a week.

You're sad when the opposition won't fight back.

You watch the news while blogging political tirades on the Net.

You have O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, Scheffer, book CDS come on automatically during Talk Radio commercials.

You actually think your opinions will make a difference.

One of your top goals in life is to get Bill O'Reilly to bloviate admiringly while reading one of the thousands of emails you've sent him.

You think Santa has a list of who's biased and who's not.

You wake up with the news on your alarm radio, with the TV never turned off from Fox News from the night before.

You buy clothes and coffee mugs from Imus, O'Reilly, Rush, and Hannity websites.

You know more about what's going on in the world at any one time, than the President, Senate and House, combined.

You knew Kerry was unfit for command before the Swifties released their book.

You play golf with headsets connected to the Laura Ingram Talk Show.

You care deeply about the world and what's happening in it.

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