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Jewish World Review April 12, 2005 / 3 Nisan, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Prince Charles married Camilla in Windsor Saturday. More
Britons watched the steeplechase on the other channel. The risk
that someone could break their neck in an effort to finish first
should make the ratings for the honeymoon much better.
Newsweek reported Monday that Bill Clinton latched onto
President Bush and former President Bush and the three were
inseparable during last week's trip to Rome. He always finds new
ways to cheat on Hillary. Now he is seeing Republicans on the side.
New York Republicans on Sunday launched a Stop Hillary Now
campaign, claiming the senator has designs on the White House.
It's about time. Hillary is every Republican's worst nightmare--a
Protestant Democrat warhawk who's soft on child care.
The Iraqi Parliament chose a prime minister and cabinet last
week. They had to get the government running before the country's
annual June vacation. Iraqis traditionally don't work in June, in
that way they're like the Los Angeles Clippers.
The FBI warned Friday that trains and buses are terror
bombing targets as well as passenger airliners. The only place
you're safe is alone inside a Sport Utility Vehicle. Los Angeles
should be awarded extra highway funds for being right all along.
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