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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 11, 2005 / 2 Nisan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The National Park Service said Friday sharpshooters may be hired to kill the excess deer at Camp David. That's so off- message. Any day President Bush will have the deer enrolled in an abstinence education program called the Buck Stops Here.


President Bush said Friday he plans to make his income tax cut permanent. It gives people a choice. You can either have the three hundred dollar rebate check mailed to your home address or you can have it sent directly to the gasoline station.


Prince Charles married Camilla Saturday in a ceremony conducted by the clerk at a town hall. They finally pulled it off. The wedding had all the passion of a lawn bowling tournament and all the pomp and pageantry of a driver's license renewal.


Vanity Fair released its May issue with the cast of Desperate Housewives on the cover posing poolside in bathing suits. It's breathtaking. There haven't been this many cheaters in one photograph since Congress held the steroid hearings.


Bill Clinton drew a large crowd in Italy on Thursday when he went for a walk on the streets of Rome. Women chanted his name and men ran out of the storefronts to speak to him. Those new early pregnancy tests are really a mixed blessing.


Indianapolis Pacer Ron Artest was sued by the Detroit Pistons fan he slugged thinking the man threw a beer on him in November. It turns out he attacked the wrong guy. That kind of mistake is not tolerated in the real world, it's re-elected.


Hillary Clinton placed a hold on the nomination of the Food and Drug Administration chairman last week. She wants the morning- after pill approved more quickly. The pill is just for women because generally speaking, men are nowhere to be found the morning after.


Montana banned smoking Thursday even though the state was once the panoramic backdrop for Marlboro Country commercials on television. Three of the four cowboys who portrayed the Man from Marlboro Country died of smoking-related diseases. Big Tobacco insists it proves conclusively that horseback riding causes lung cancer.


Major League Baseball suspended its first player Sunday for testing positive for steroids. All players are getting urine tests on a regular basis. That must be what Bud Selig meant when he declared that this is baseball's Golden Era.


Los Angeles cringed Friday as gas prices hit three dollars a gallon. It does not have to ruin anyone's fun. To duplicate the feeling of being on a vacation all you have to do is stay at home for two weeks and tip every third person you see.

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